PF Caption Contest #6 - Lang Lang

[Etude]

[pita bread]

"WHYYY WHYYY WHYYY is my dongah so small?!?"

[rimv2]

Now ah get why she was hiding undel tha piano

Ah dont wanna pray a clescendo

Oh god the piano is eating meh

Ah cant taste mah beelr

You peoporu al useress, arr you evel do is put your arms in the are pray rike this

rook at meh ah a biolinist

this chail is proking meh in the ash

Ah cont bereive ah mished the 16th jump in the douberl octave trill

squeezing remons in youlr eyes doesnt hurlt... shee

and finally (since ah need to go to bed - ah could do this all night)

Gods of Heaven, Hell, Ealt, Wind and Fyla bestol youlr arshom powa onto meh

[Siberian Husky]

self believes poster above..is familiar..self also wants to know if rimv2 can help self with da 10/1..seeing how..ironically..randomly..and sexually..i get the strange feeling as if rimv2 has much experience in that piece..

[zheer]

Haw much alcahol are you giong to drink tonight Lang Lang ?.     That much.

[zheer]

YES , i can now rule the world with my piano playing,  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

[lisztisforkids]

"Somebody has glued the keyes!!!"

[pistachio]

Having successfully poked the eye of the man in yellow, the violinist carefully calculated his next move.

[gorbee natcase]

My eyes my precious eyes

[danyal]

Sacre bleu! Someone has gone and tuned the piano backwards! Its all so confusing...

[perfect_pitch]

I bet you he's thinking....

Oh were Oh were did my little dongah go....   

[Siberian Husky]

there are alot of pianists with uber corny jokes..does this reflect an isolated childhood of piano practicing instead of socializing?..

[rob47]

there are alot of pianists with uber corny jokes..does this reflect an isolated childhood of piano practicing instead of socializing?..

yes that might be part of it, but I blame the parents for most of it.

[rimv2]

yes that might be part of it, but I blame the parents for most of it.

If they is old enough to visit the internet regularly, they is old enough to go outside from time to time.

[arensky]

" He got me in the back, that little b*****d Yundi!"

[BoliverAllmon]

" He got me in the back, that little b*****d Yundi!"

awesome

I think the eyes of the violinist is priceless.

[danyal]

*in the orchestral bridge passage, Lang Lang was hopefully determined to recieve a sign from above, before attempting the cadenza...*

[mr david]

"Curse you God, for making me this way!"

[paris]

screw piano.....opera rocks! figaaaaarooo figaroo fiiiiigaaaaroooo!!!

[stevie]

where did my semen go....ah there it is!

[donjuan]

awesome

I think the eyes of the violinist is priceless.

haha hes thinking the same thing we all are