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Topic: PF Caption Contest #9....Rachmaninov, Walt Disney and Horowitz  (Read 11006 times)

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Re: PF Caption Contest #9....Rachmaninov, Walt Disney and Horowitz
Reply #1 on: November 13, 2005, 06:36:04 PM
rachmaninov:  "well, i'm guided by the coughing of the audience.  in my variations on a theme by corelli - i just, well, skipped the next varation if they coughed a lot."

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Re: PF Caption Contest #9....Rachmaninov, Walt Disney and Horowitz
Reply #2 on: November 13, 2005, 06:47:45 PM
Rach: "You has been welching on your racetrack debts, and that is not respectful. The bad things may happen to you soon. Now, this is personal... "

this: " I will have the dough for youse guys tomorrow! It's been tough! (starts to cry) I swear I swear gimme another day!! I'll have the dough! Please please..don't hurt me! Mickey! Mickey help!!

Ho: " Heh heh..already took care of Mickey. He has a new pair of nice cement slippers, real comfy...
he is snorkeling in the East River. Boss, let me mess him up real good right now! Please boss!   Please!!!

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Re: PF Caption Contest #9....Rachmaninov, Walt Disney and Horowitz
Reply #3 on: November 13, 2005, 06:53:49 PM
ahahaha

i think it must be about money.  you're right.  walt disney looks like he is holding rachmaninov's last dollar though.  this is an intruiging pic because rach is looking at horowitz and walt disney is looking at rach and horowitz is looking at disney.  they all seem to have poker faces.

walt disney:  "i'll play hitler, you play stalin"
rach: "but what about horowitz?"
 
(bad humor, i know) 

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Re: PF Caption Contest #9....Rachmaninov, Walt Disney and Horowitz
Reply #4 on: November 13, 2005, 07:10:12 PM
walt: If you compose the theme for "Pinocchio" Iwill pay you with a percentageof the box-office.

Rach: What if the return is poor? You will have to do better than that...

Horowitz:(thinking) Gawd! that moustache is soooo Clark Gable! how can I get rid of Rach?
The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side. (Hunter Thompson)

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Re: PF Caption Contest #9....Rachmaninov, Walt Disney and Horowitz
Reply #5 on: November 13, 2005, 07:19:15 PM
right about then, the seven dwarf whistle was heard.

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Re: PF Caption Contest #9....Rachmaninov, Walt Disney and Horowitz
Reply #6 on: November 13, 2005, 07:33:18 PM
Walt is saying to Rach

"Get rid of Woody Woodpecker and we have got a deal"
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Re: PF Caption Contest #9....Rachmaninov, Walt Disney and Horowitz
Reply #7 on: November 13, 2005, 07:36:57 PM
We dont like your mostash, sorry we are going to have to kill you.
" Nothing ends nicely, that's why it ends" - Tom Cruise -

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Re: PF Caption Contest #9....Rachmaninov, Walt Disney and Horowitz
Reply #8 on: November 13, 2005, 09:12:50 PM
da Walt (tres suave): "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

da Rach: "Ohhhhhhh"

da Hore (indignantly): "You really shouldn't speak about your sex lives. Especially in a public place like this........."

da Walt (suave once again): "Hey, coola down, Horry. Who'sa talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' Rachy, here, how to spella 'Mississippi'."

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Re: PF Caption Contest #9....Rachmaninov, Walt Disney and Horowitz
Reply #9 on: November 13, 2005, 09:50:43 PM
"No Sergei, that's ridiculous, I can't allow it. You don't have the build for it and anyway, Donald Duck doesn't wear any pants."
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Re: PF Caption Contest #9....Rachmaninov, Walt Disney and Horowitz
Reply #10 on: November 13, 2005, 09:55:46 PM
Rach:  All right, Vlad, just tell us where the bunny is. 

Walt:  How many times I hafta tell ya?  I don't know. 

Horowitz:  Don't make him show you what's in his pocket. 

Walt:  Oh no, not the pocket.  Anything but the pocket!
"Today's dog in the alley is tomorrow's moo goo gai pan."  ~ Chinese proverb

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Re: PF Caption Contest #9....Rachmaninov, Walt Disney and Horowitz
Reply #11 on: November 13, 2005, 11:18:12 PM
Walt:  "I don't like to brag, but I am a master pianist myself.  I play advanced pieces like Fur Elise.  Well not the hard part."

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Re: PF Caption Contest #9....Rachmaninov, Walt Disney and Horowitz
Reply #12 on: November 13, 2005, 11:42:39 PM
Walt:  "I don't like to brag, but I am a master pianist myself.  I play advanced pieces like Fur Elise.  Well not the hard part."

lmao and red faced.;D
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Re: PF Caption Contest #9....Rachmaninov, Walt Disney and Horowitz
Reply #13 on: November 14, 2005, 12:11:12 AM
"I don't give a stuff who either of you are. I fired Aldous Huxley and I'm firing you !"
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Re: PF Caption Contest #9....Rachmaninov, Walt Disney and Horowitz
Reply #14 on: November 14, 2005, 02:47:54 AM
Walt: "I just say we just play a game of monopoly to settle the whole kit and kaboodle".
we make God in mans image

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Re: PF Caption Contest #9....Rachmaninov, Walt Disney and Horowitz
Reply #15 on: November 14, 2005, 04:18:07 AM
We dont like your mostash, sorry we are going to have to kill you.

ROFL LMFAO!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  Yeh, you've got the groove.... ;)
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Re: PF Caption Contest #9....Rachmaninov, Walt Disney and Horowitz
Reply #16 on: November 14, 2005, 07:33:00 AM
"This is a nice set up you've got here Walt"
"Yes"
"It would be a shame if something happened to it"
"What?"
"What my friend means is, well, how many cartoons have you got, Walt? What if they caught fire?"
"Fire?"


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Re: PF Caption Contest #9....Rachmaninov, Walt Disney and Horowitz
Reply #17 on: November 14, 2005, 03:05:13 PM
is it my imagination, or does horwitz seem to be 'lifting' an envelope with his right hand?  and, is that a kitten on rachmaninov's right shoulder? and look at the shapes of their heads.  they're all the same.

"we could be related - distantly"

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Re: PF Caption Contest #9....Rachmaninov, Walt Disney and Horowitz
Reply #18 on: November 14, 2005, 03:39:59 PM
Liitle did they know that the Nazis were secretley listining to their conversation.
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Re: PF Caption Contest #9....Rachmaninov, Walt Disney and Horowitz
Reply #19 on: November 14, 2005, 03:44:04 PM
about that time, they were also employing hawks to eat carrier pigeons, so they decided to use 'carrier kittens'  and a few looney tunes with messages. 

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Re: PF Caption Contest #9....Rachmaninov, Walt Disney and Horowitz
Reply #20 on: November 15, 2005, 12:09:00 AM
about that time, they were also employing hawks to eat carrier pigeons, so they decided to use 'carrier kittens'  and a few looney tunes with messages. 

Eh!? ???


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Da Walt:: So its agreed then... you will be playing at my son's birthday party.

Da Rach: Only if your wife makes those brownies of her's. They're to die for.

Da Hore(to himself): More than you know Rachy. More than you know...

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da Rach:Hey you're Valt Disney. Right? Ah've got all your-

da Walt (interrupting): Excuse meh, we're trying to have a conversation her.

da Hore: Hmph..... Russians.....
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Re: PF Caption Contest #9....Rachmaninov, Walt Disney and Horowitz
Reply #21 on: November 18, 2005, 03:24:59 AM
"Whaddya mean we're all out of donut holes?!?!?!"

Phil
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