men are funny

[pianistimo]

when i broke my leg, i asked my hubby to bring me some stuff to read in the hospital.  i remember specifically saying 'can you keep it to good housekeeping and stuff like that - i don't want cosmo or anything.'  well, guess what he brings me.  everything.  a couple books, the regular mag's i read, and then cosmo?  he smiles as he swings it out - and i try to cover the front of the magazine.  'quick, put it back in your bag and take it home, ok.'

well, i was tempted to throw it when i got home, but for lack of reading, got it back out and read about sex position # 77.  obviously, that must have been what my hubby was smiling about.  it is impossible to distinguish truly how this position takes place.  the two legs over the guys leg i understand - but the turning to a new position while you're doing it ?  i mean, that could be lethal for the guy.  well, i'm probably at risk of talking too much, but does anyone think that too much effort is being put into articles in cosmo.

*and who believes 'matthew mcconaughey, so hot, we had to hose down the girl who interviewed him.'  what kind of people do they hire to do those interviews?   

[stevie]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

men are funny, but women like you are funnier!

[lau]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Best Wishes,

Lau

[zheer]

I have noticed that your humer is usually visual.

[Kassaa]

when i broke my leg, i asked my hubby to bring me some stuff to read in the hospital. i remember specifically saying 'can you keep it to good housekeeping and stuff like that - i don't want cosmo or anything.' well, guess what he brings me. everything. a couple books, the regular mag's i read, and then cosmo? he smiles as he swings it out - and i try to cover the front of the magazine. 'quick, put it back in your bag and take it home, ok.'

well, i was tempted to throw it when i got home, but for lack of reading, got it back out and read about sex position # 77. obviously, that must have been what my hubby was smiling about. it is impossible to distinguish truly how this position takes place. the two legs over the guys leg i understand - but the turning to a new position while you're doing it ? i mean, that could be lethal for the guy. well, i'm probably at risk of talking too much, but does anyone think that too much effort is being put into articles in cosmo.

*and who believes 'matthew mcconaughey, so hot, we had to hose down the girl who interviewed him.' what kind of people do they hire to do those interviews?

It is possible, not just for everyone, as is with all the positions.

[zheer]

It is possible, not just for everyone, as is with all the positions.

 O yeah ( half curios )

[donjuan]

ohhhh so THAT's 77!

I saw that very cosmo mag when I was waiting in line at the grocery store, but I didnt want to be seen looking at a chick's magazine...

[pianistimo]

noone would know because the back of the magazine has been turned into a cosmo for guys.  who knows.  maybe cosmo is really a guys magazine?  anyway, between my hubby and the x-ray tech -i've had a lot of laughs.  i can just see my husband with a cast on his * for trying #77.  and when the x-ray tech asked me if i was pregnant and i was just laughing - she said 'you'd be surprised.  where there's a will there's a way.'  she has no idea.  just wondering if that part ever does get x-rayed for brokenness.     

[lisztisforkids]

For someone that acts so mature you can be quite imature at times.

[rimv2]

noone would know because the back of the magazine has been turned into a cosmo for guys.  who knows.  maybe cosmo is really a guys magazine?  anyway, between my hubby and the x-ray tech -i've had a lot of laughs.  i can just see my husband with a cast on his * for trying #77.  and when the x-ray tech asked me if i was pregnant and i was just laughing - she said 'you'd be surprised.  where there's a will there's a way.'  she has no idea.  just wondering if that part ever does get x-rayed for brokenness.     

It can be been, but not broken

[Jacey1973]

What's with all these fancy positions? Lol sex is sex.

[whynot]

Are you kidding?

[pianistimo]

well, out of the 1001 that are out there, i bet there are only 5 that are realistic.  the other ones (as mentioned on that other thread) are too hard to follow.  you can't make heads or tails of the digressions.  i mean, maybe a chinese circus acrobat?   *put your leg over his shoulder with your other leg under his left leg while balancing plates on your nose.  then, flip twice backwards. 

[zheer]

well, out of the 1001 that are out there, i bet there are only 5 that are realistic.  the other ones (as mentioned on that other thread) are too hard to follow.  you can't make heads or tails of the digressions.  i mean, maybe a chinese circus acrobat?   *put your leg over his shoulder with your other leg under his left leg while balancing plates on your nose.  then, flip twice backwards. 

Ah thats a good one did you just invent that.

[pianistimo]

yes.  i could invent a whole book of imaginary moves.  tickle her left ear with your right toe (make sure it's clean) while massaging foot cream into her feet ...   

[zheer]

yes.  i could invent a whole book of imaginary moves.  tickle her left ear with your right toe (make sure it's clean) while massaging foot cream into her feet ...   

   
Yuck thats horrible.

[pianistimo]

not to a woman.  and, what about all those pressure points?  women love foreplay just as much or more than doing it.  men miss out on a really hot woman sometimes for rushing right into it.

i think global warming comes from men who are too hot to contain themselves.

www.ehow.com/how_8591_apply-pressure-points.html   the secret to loosening up after a long day.

[donjuan]

...cant believe i opened up this page here in my university computer lab with anal retentive nerds staring over my shoulder....
oh crap they read this!

[pianistimo]

you just HAPPENEd to open up your page here, ehhh.  that's like saying that a magazine starts at the centerfold. 

well, here's one for your eyes.  driving is sexy.  yes.  i said it.  just driving.  top that one.  you can tell a lot by a man by how he drives.  does he jerk your neck around?  do you want that for 50 years?  lurch to a stop.  or, does he smoothly put the pedal to metal?  and, stop the same way.  watch limo drivers.  they've got it down.  they wait just a little at the stop so that the passenger doesn't have to get white knuckled between traffic coming both ways.  ok.  you want to know the truth.  my hubby makes me white knuckled only half the time - but at least he maintains the speed limit and doesn't exceed it.  the only thing i wonder about is WHY do guys always like to take new routes to get places.  it does impress me, but usually it takes longer.  he always says it's a short-cut - so i pretend it is. 

[4tissimo]

Well . . . yes, some men are funny.  Some women are funny.  And a sense of humor goes a long way toward getting one through life without going round the proverbial bend.  You didn't say HOW  you broke your leg.  That might have influenced what reading material your hubby provided.   I broke my leg when I was 11 by accidentally running over myself with a Ford tractor.  I spent 31 days in traction in a hospital where I did a lot of dot-to-dot and crossword puzzles.  Can't remember what I read, but unfortunately it had nothing to do with sex positions.  Actually, that might have gotten me out sooner.  And knowledge of those . . . how many? . . . 1001 positions might serve me well now, huh.   

[pianistimo]

well, if you must know the whole story... as i was helping my daughter get down this rope thingy at the park, (after telling her i would catch her when i meant help her climb down) she let go and i was holding her with my right arm and sliding down the rope with my left arm.  thought i made it to the bottom of the climbing apparatus, but it turned out that it was the last rung.  i flipped.  my daughter went catapulting

sorry to hear about your own broken leg at 11.  this is the most pain i've ever had.  must have been really difficult at that age!

i agree that humor helps.  thanks for sharing yours.

[rc]

'Short-cut' is just a figure of speech. I would never take a short-cut if I wanted to get somewhere quickly!

...and magazines DO start at the centerfold.

[donjuan]

you just HAPPENEd to open up your page here, ehhh.  that's like saying that a magazine starts at the centerfold. 

are you telling me you never use the links in the notification emails??

[pianistimo]

links in the notification e-mails?  i think i'm missing something now.  *check mail every day.  is there a short cut here?  how did you get here so fast?  wait.  let me think.  oh, i give up. 

i'm having a bad day.  well, a bad day and bad night.  it's suddenly hitting me how much practice i'm missing.  i did some today - just a bit (20 min.) and that's about it.  none of my family understands how important piano is.  they just think that i'll recover fine and play fine - but i'm losing time and 'ugh' pedalling technique that i was just beginning to get a handle on. 

[Kassaa]

links in the notification e-mails? i think i'm missing something now. *check mail every day. is there a short cut here? how did you get here so fast? wait. let me think. oh, i give up.

i'm having a bad day. well, a bad day and bad night. it's suddenly hitting me how much practice i'm missing. i did some today - just a bit (20 min.) and that's about it. none of my family understands how important piano is. they just think that i'll recover fine and play fine - but i'm losing time and 'ugh' pedalling technique that i was just beginning to get a handle on.

I think you can turn on that you receive mail when there's a new post in a thread to which you replied. We probably turned it off when we registered.

[pianistimo]

thanks for clearing that up.  i vaguely remember some question like that.  and, i think i did turn it down.