Amazing piano joke

[deja vu]

Joe walked into a pub. Once seated, he pulled out a miniature piano and placed it on the bar. Then he pulled out a little guy who was about a foot tall. He proceeded to play the piano beautifully.

"That's amazing!" exlaimed the man sitting next to Joe. "Where'd you find him?"

"A genie granted me a wish. Have a go if you want", said Joe, handing the other man a bottle.

A genie popped out, and granted the man a wish. "I want a million bucks," he said. Suddenly the room was filled with birds...

"I said BUCKS, not ducks," screamed the man in frustation.

"Yes, he's a bit deaf, isn't he?" said Joe. "You don't really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist, did you?? 

 

[zheer]

good one

[lisztisforkids]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!.... not.

[Tash]

i'll tell you something really random- i learnt that joke years ago, and for some random reason it popped up in my head this morning- and then i come and find it here! how RANDOM

[stevie]

hmmm, do i get it?

[cherub_rocker1979]

hmmm, do i get it?

He asked for a 12 inch you know what but he got a 12 inch pianist instead because the genie did not hear him correctly.

[stevie]

He asked for a 12 inch you know what but he got a 12 inch pianist instead because the genie did not hear him correctly.

hmmm, yeah, i assumed this, but still, its not really a piano joke?
and why would a 16 year old girl be thinking this is an 'amazing piano joke'...

hmmm 

[perfect_pitch]

This is ANCIENT!!!!!

It was funny when I was 14, but now it's just dumb...