Eliza, the computer therapist

[lisztisforkids]

www.manifestation.com/neurotoys/eliza.php3

[stevie]

* are you a hot chick?
> Perhaps in your fantasies I am a hot chick?
* yes, I would like that to be true
> I see.
* damn, I wish I could see....
> Can you elaborate on that?
* I bet you have a hot body
> You're not really talking about me, are you?
* yes, I am
> Do you believe it is normal to be ?
* to be? or not to be?
> I see.

[leahcim]

www.manifestation.com/neurotoys/eliza.php3

* Tell me about your piano student issues
> Why are you concerned about my piano student issues?
* Something I read earlier
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
* It seemed to be a hard problem
> I see.
* So you said but why were you looking?
> We were discussing you, not me.
* I was never a 17 year old piano student
> What does that suggest to you?
* That it wasn't me
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
* You just said that
> You're not really talking about me, are you?
* No
> You are being a bit negative.
* 50% of batteries are negative
> That is quite interesting.
* You don't get out much then?
> We were discussing you, not me.

[rimv2]

Randomly




*I want to slit your throat
>I sometimes also want to slit my throat


This therapist would be responsible for some mass suicides

[Mozartian]

unhelpful.

[stevie]

* *** me
> Tell me more...
* *** off
> Tell me more...
* *** you
> You're not really talking about me, are you?
* *** off
> Tell me more...

[Bob]

Eliza told me some inappropriate things as well.  I think she may be the Eliza behind that thread.

[cfortunato]

Good god, is that thing still around?  It was considered the first experiment in programming artificial intelligence, and the original uses a text file that can be pretty easily modified by the user.  I get a big kick out of this thing.

 
* Jiggedy-jing (hee-haw!  hee-haw!) It's Dominic the Donkey!
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
* My father was a jelly doughnut.
>Is it because your father was a jelly doughnut that you came to see me?

[ted]

> Hello, I am Eliza.
* Hello. I have a problem
> How are you today.. What would you like to discuss?
* I can't stop farting .... Pfffffft ! Pooh!
> Perhaps you can now stop farting.... Pfffffft! Pooh?
* So you fart too ! Pffffft !
> Oh...  fart too! Pffffft?
* God, that makes two of us. Fat lot of good you'll be !
> Say, do you have any psychological problems?
* Never mind. I don't think you can help me. Pfffft!
>Does that trouble you ?
* Of course it does ! Pfffffft ! Pooh !
> Say, do you have any psychological problems?
* I think we both do. Pfffft !
> Do you doubt you we both do. Pfffft?
* God, I don't mind the spray but chew the lumps !
> Don't you really mind the spray but chew the lumps?
* This is leading nowhere. Pffffffft !
> Can you elaborate on that?
* Pfffffft !
> OK... "God, you don't mind the spray but chew the lumps". Tell me more.