well, i know i like it, i know im interested in it. and this may seem like a silly question on first glance, but, define it for me...
what is jazz?
Attempt #6. I am throwing intellect and scholarship out the window now. Jazz is that stuff that origianlly came from America that "swings" (listen to the Count Basie Band, particularly "April in Paris". THAT is jazz swing feeling. You cannot "learn" it in the conventional sense, it must be FELT in order to be DONE.) and has a harmonic language that uses chords containing sixths, sevenths ni nths elevenths and thirteenths, as entities unto themselves, not as dissonances to be resolved. A genuine Jazz performance MUST contain improvisation. The more improvisation it contains, the better. This means coherent musical statements and expressions, not random spewage, the stuff that bothers cfortunatu and leahcim. How to tell the difference in Jazz isn't always easy, it requires initiation. Sometimes it's obvious, though...so so far we have
1. Swing Feeling
2. Improvisation
3. "Fancy Chords", or a somewhat complex harmonic language involving 7ths 9ths 11ths and 13ths.
This mainly applies to Jazz before 1968. Since then Jazz has absorbed a great deal from it's cousins, Blues and Rock. And some pre 1968 Jazz (Cecil Taylor, Ornette Coleman, Lennie Tristano, some Thelonius Monk) doesn't swing at all, and uses highly dissonant and atonal harmony (Tristano, Monk, Taylor) or no harmony or swing feeling at all (late John Coltrane, Coleman). And from the 1940's Latin America has contributed a great deal to the vocabulary and language of Jazz, with swing feeling influencing Latin music and vice versa. Hope this all makes sense. Jazz is many different things, and everyone feels a little differently about it. One person's jazz may be another's muzak. What is noise or masturbation to one listener may be the best jazz imaginable to another.
For me, the Jazz I like and play has swing feeling, and must be largely improvised using combinations of diatonic scales, the blues scales and modes over the fancy chords. Of course this is very general. This music can be very direct and upbeat (Count Basie, Stephane Grappelli) or serious and introverted, powerful and cryptic (John Coltrane, Wayne Shorter). In just 100 years Jazz has produced almost as wide a variety of schools and styles of music that "Classical" music has in about 500. The evantual place and significance of Jazz in the art of Music as a whole has yet to be determined, though.
Still no definition!

I have spent enough time with this for now. A lot is in my post, it's somewhat rambling, though. Perhaps others can react to it, and we can come to a consensus or consensi.....

Consensi, that is not a word, I just made it up, of course it derives from "consensus", so you know what I mean, right? THAT is Jazz.....
Help me out people. This is making my head hurt. Ted, you have a handle on this, do share some more of your thoughts....