Who's more smarterer?

[Bob]

Ok, argue.



(Bob quickly flees the scene.)

[Bob]

(Bob realizes having two "men" catagories will split the vote and reduce the overall number.  Shhh...)

[lau]

don't you dare take away my funniest posts award

[phil13]

The name of the post says it all. Thanks for blowing our cover, Bob. Geez.

 

Oh and by the way, I'M smarterer......er.

I am so smart!

I am so smart!

S-M-R-T!

I mean, S-M-A-R-T!

Phil

[leahcim]

(Bob realizes having two "men" catagories will split the vote and reduce the overall number.  Shhh...)

As it's psychics week on PS I say

xxxxxx is going to post soon with "What about xxxxxxxxxxxxxx?" or something.

[pianistimo]

yeah.  what about that plastic surgery show, where you really don't know if it's a man or a woman?  huh.  now what do you say?

i say men are smart and women are cunning.  the women always win because they don't have to use total logic and therefore never totally wear themselves out.  on the other hand, there are many women judges and things and they DO use logic.  it's  just that somehow - women are known for being able to turn the tables quickly.  it's more fun to play with one or two words than the whole idea.  that totally throws a man who quickly goes through the whole formula again and tries to input the new information.  giving the woman time to just sit back and relax.

of course, there are many times that i have totally relied on my husband's logic and am scared if anything happened to him i might not be able to think so well.  i'll ask him anything - and he can give me insight into whatever - and, so i really need him to go farther in my thought processes.  he is the other half of my brain.  i couldn't fix the computer worth beans.  and, he never makes me feels stupid when i ask for help.

[pianistimo]

btw, bob, it's 'who's smartest?'  (i think)

say,  who's that guy that can remember dates and numbers (like whole telephone pages).  i saw him on tv the other day.  they said he was actually retarded, but he was also very smart.  savante or something - and remembers information instantly?

here's a little saying for you to try saying really fast:

one smart man, he felt smart; two smart men,they felt smart; three smart men, they all felt smart.

[Bob]

smartasst?

[gruffalo]

i believe men have qualities that women dont and women have qualities that men dont. and i also believe that it is balanced, but the male qualities are more noticed than women e.g. physical strength, more of a nack for maths science etc. (which does not mean we are more clever). whereas without women we wouldnt have enough love in the world. and by that i dont mean sex, i mean compassion and feelings for those who suffer and the willingness to help others.

[rc]

it's more fun to play with one or two words than the whole idea.  that totally throws a man who quickly goes through the whole formula again and tries to input the new information.  giving the woman time to just sit back and relax.

Good god, you mean that's deliberate?!

's ok, I've already found the secret to winning any arguement... (sheer stubbornness, also helps to not listen to anyone )

[6ft 4]

Women are way more socially intelligent. They can detect ANY sort of insecurity and they somehow know exactly what ur thinking even if ur not making it explicit. Woman are the masters of social dynamics.

Men however (as proven by BBC's "Test the nation") are more intelligent at everything else.

Note: IMO

[leahcim]

i believe men have qualities that women dont

Yeah, but according to women they are all negative ones

[klavierkonzerte]

i mean compassion and feelings for those who suffer and the willingness to help others.

men are compassionat and willing to help others sometime even more than women.

women are wicked
they are always ploting stuff and you never know whats going on on there heads.

[gruffalo]

yes, but without women that would never have come about. we would just remain as savages.

[leahcim]

women are wicked
they are always ploting stuff and you never know whats going on on there heads.

But they melt if you throw water on them.

[lisztisforkids]

Dont click on this...

https://members.shaw.ca/spudnewt/sierranaked.jpg/badluck.swf

Told you.

[lisztisforkids]

But they melt if you throw water on them.

Or you call them fat...

[berrt]

Women somehow know exactly what ur thinking even if ur not making it explicit.

Huuuuuu... now that REALLY scares me....
Berrt

[I Love Xenakis]

The reason that men are smarterer than women is a simple one, and a genetic one at that.  Females have a special gland in their hoo hoos that secretes a fluid that contains millions of microbiotic organisms known as "Cooties".  (please dont let all of the scientific terms confuse you)  Adolescents have a higher concentration of Cooties than adults, and cooties can be transfered by touch from females to males in their youth.  The only way for a male to prevent himself from getting a Cootie, which travels through the circulatory system into the brain and slows down neuroprocesses, is to receive a special vaccination known as a "Cootie Shot".  It is the curse of the female gender.



Just remember, no hoo hoo is safe.  Always get your cootie boosters and use a condom.  You don't want to be as dumb as a woman, do you?

[pianistimo]

the way it really works:  electricity and magnetism.  you don't even have to really touch to get 'cooties' as you call them.  they can be silently emitted and/or attracted at will.  depends upon who is receptive to the positive or negative cootie.     

[leahcim]

the way it really works:  electricity and magnetism.  you don't even have to really touch to get 'cooties' as you call them.

That seems moot, Aside from Caesar et al we'd all be doomed from birth.

[JCarey]

I believe that men are smarter when it comes to comedic genius (er... genius) as this thead proves.