What would you like to do

[gorbee natcase]

I had this idea of buying a couple of ballaclavas    https://www.whipperleys.co.uk/acatalog/balaclava_knitted_balaclavas.html

and driving through town in a transit van wearing them in the heat of summer/ 1 driver and 1 passenger.

Get a couple of copper pipes and tape them together, Paint them black like a shot gun and have them sticking above the dash board,

When we pull up to traffic lights, we both turn our heads to (hopefully a cop car at our sides) and give a look simmultainiously to them like Arnold schwarznegger gave to the guy in True Lies when he is about to take his wife in the trailer van and has him held over the dam in utter fear of his life and he pee's himself.

What would they do?

Have you got one better     My convolluted little mind would love to hear

[allthumbs]

You obviously have a death wish. 'Suicide by Cop' is quite a common phenomenon. Good luck with that.

[jason2711]

Perhaps if you did this enough times, the 'boy who cried wolf' philosophy would come into play... and you could get away with whatever illegal misdemeanors you were hoping to do

"Aww... its just those idiots again... ignore them..."