Confession

[gorbee natcase]

Today I threw a sickie, ate 3 blocks of cheese 2700kcal (all different) a huge pork and garlic sausage 400kcal, a tub of double choc chip fudge ice cream, a bag of assorted chocolates, did no practice, did nothing. ignored the phone all day and watched the God fater trillogy and I don't feel guilty

[m1469]

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[henrah]

Ah, one of those days...

[gilad]

wow, that sounds really fun! i need to do that soon.

[m1469]

wow, that sounds really fun! i need to do that soon.

Actually, it's probably not such a good idea   

[pianorama]

Today I threw a sickie, ate 3 blocks of cheese 2700kcal (all different) a huge pork and garlic sausage 400kcal, a tub of double choc chip fudge ice cream, a bag of assorted chocolates, did no practice, did nothing. ignored the phone all day and watched the God fater trillogy and I don't feel guilty

What do you mean by "threw a sickie"? Was one block of cheese 2700cal or were all 3 blocks of cheese together 2700cal?

Wow, that's a lot of food. I wonder how long it would take to gain 50 pounds doing that everyday?

P.S. by kcal you mean calories, right? Doesn't a normal person eat 2500-3200 calories a day?

[semme]

i think he tried to say, that he faked his sickness. i had 2 snickers for lunch

[BoliverAllmon]

What do you mean by "threw a sickie"? Was one block of cheese 2700cal or were all 3 blocks of cheese together 2700cal?

Wow, that's a lot of food. I wonder how long it would take to gain 50 pounds doing that everyday?

P.S. by kcal you mean calories, right? Doesn't a normal person eat 2500-3200 calories a day?

he is meaning kilocalories. technically when we talk about calories we are talking about kilocalories. the average person burns 2500 kilocalories.

[rc]

How do you eat 3 blocks of cheese? just mow them down one at a time, or maybe melted as a topping for the ice cream.

No need for guilt, that's impressive!

[gorbee natcase]

How do you eat 3 blocks of cheese? just mow them down one at a time, or maybe melted as a topping for the ice cream.

No need for guilt, that's impressive!

By sitting with a knife and slithering it in to thin strips, before you know it its all gone

[musik_man]

Having to watch something Godfather III after watching I and II is more than enough penance for your sins. 

[Tash]

man i feel sick just reading about it, all that lactose i'd probably vomit before the first block of cheese...

[cosine]

By sitting with a knife and slithering it in to thin strips, before you know it its all gone

Aw man, cheese sliced extremely thin (I mean really thin, really really thin) is great. I could see myself eating a whole block of cheese too. 

[rc]

By sitting with a knife and slithering it in to thin strips, before you know it its all gone

You say that like a psychopath, Mr. Lector.

 

[pianorama]

man i feel sick just reading about it, all that lactose i'd probably vomit before the first block of cheese...

Are lactose intolerant or just hate cheese?

[tds]

thats why i like gorbee 

[pianistimo]

i sense some internal blockage for a few days.  you'll be feeling fine next week.  drink some water.

[Tash]

Are lactose intolerant or just hate cheese?

supposedly lactose intolerant, except now my doctor doesn't reckon i am (t'was my own self diagnosis)- but if not, then why does it make me feel like throwing up? i am thinking of going on a completely dairy free diet for 2 weeks, except i don't think i can handle it, since practically everything i eat has milk in it...

[rc]

Dairy and eggs it seems are two foods that a lot of people can't handle too much of. I think they're just really heavy foods, generally difficult on the stomach.

[Tash]

yeah i don't think i actuallly am lactose intolerant, my sister thinks i'm talking crap. but something's not right...

[pianorama]

I have a friend, and she's so allergic to milk, that once, when her dad kissed her on her cheek, after drinking a coffee with cream, her cheek got all rashy in 5 minutes. And Once her mom made her and her friend sandwiches. The mom made one with cheese and one without, but she used the same knife. So, even though the mom wiped most of the cheese off before she cut her daughter's sandwhich, just that tiny amount of cheese grease made her throw up when she ate it.

I'm just glad I'm not lactose intolerant.

[rc]

Phew, that's harsh pianorama!

I don't know where I'd be without chocolate milk. They now have a syrup for mocha milk, delicious!

But... Sadly, watermelon milk was an utter failure.

 

[pianorama]

Watermelon milk? Gross... No wonder it failed. 

[Tash]

ok i really don't think i'm lactose intolerant, i think i'm exaggerating...

yes watermelon milk would be a failure that's gross- try mixing watermelon with vodka and you'll get a much better outcome!!kiwifruits are no good with milk either...

[rimv2]

Today I threw a sickie, ate 3 blocks of cheese 2700kcal (all different) a huge pork and garlic sausage 400kcal, a tub of double choc chip fudge ice cream, a bag of assorted chocolates, did no practice, did nothing. ignored the phone all day and watched the God fater trillogy and I don't feel guilty

JESUS CHRIST!!!!











You're fat!