So I was watching the Julliard centennial celebration or whatever it was, and this little kid, 13 years old and (of course) asian, gets up there to play Rachmaninov's 2nd Piano Concerto. First of all, he's got a name that sounds too much like Lang Lang, and second, he acts for the camera too much like Lang Lang. The motions and faces he pulled were ridiculous.
And then he goes and mangles about half the chords in the middle section, which is, I might add, the climax of the entire piece! Or am I just imagining this? but it seemed like most of them had added sharps or flats or something, because they didn't sound right.
I mean, it's one thing if you're going to play badly for a small concert, with an amateur orchestra, but on national television, with the Juilliard Orchestra?

What were they thinking? And then whatshisface, the announcer, goes, "wow." No. Not right.
(And then I turned on March Madness. So it might have been the beer hearing the mistakes. But it sounded kinda funky.)