If you want a joke, check this out

[invictus]

Check this out, somebody was having fun



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Here are some things that the score contains:
Keep both feet together
fffffffffff
insert peanuts
Cool Timpani with small fan
Oil Bow here
light explosives
duck
pppppp
Have a nice day
Play ball!
like a dirigible
Add bicycle
Lakers in 6
All harpists stand up and wait
Like a new orleans concertina choir

and of course, read the bottom of the page, lots of instructions

THis is on helluva pieces, somebody fancy playing?

[nicco]

You forgot the 2nd page

[debussy symbolism]

Greetings.

This can't be too bad though, it's fairly tonal, not too many accidentals.

[gruffalo]

shouldnt be too bad for memorization 

[nanabush]

Haha, does it say "arranged by accident" or do I jsut suck at reading.  If so, than omfg that's hilarious

[BoliverAllmon]

the shock therapy may be needed to finish is priceless.

[Mozartian]

"adagio cantabile with a rock tempo feel"

"breathe now"

LOL

*tears*

 

[steve jones]

I think that was last years Gr7 syllabus.

SJ

[invictus]

'If you can't play this, why don't you call your mommy'

2nd one (it is totally unrelated to the first one i posted)

Heh, I did already

[BoliverAllmon]

"I'm glad this is over, lets go to Taco Bell."

[pita bread]

I posted this in one of the "world's hardest piece" threads before.

[queenrock]

Lol, i could do that with my eyes closed, although i wouldn't be suprised if that was one of the things it told you to do anyway.

[Motrax]

I'm having some trouble with the phrasing in the 3rd bar of the coda. IS the 12th C tied to the 14th C in the RH, or is that just a legato mark?

Thanks in advance.

- M

[invictus]

Its a legato mark

[gymnopedist]

What about this one:

The joke is that it's just a repeated A!
 

 

[invictus]

That piece is actually very mathematical, some kind of a mathematician i suppose.

[dough_mouse]

hehe, can someone post the pdf of the first one? I see the image but i cant dl it.

[BoliverAllmon]

who did these? they are hilarious.

[letters]

"release the penguins"

[rimv2]

remove cattle from the stage

[invictus]

Moon Walk

Continue swimming motion

These are great.