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invictus

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If you want a joke, check this out

on: April 07, 2006, 08:29:11 AM

Check this out, somebody was having fun

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Here are some things that the score contains:
Keep both feet together
fffffffffff
insert peanuts
Cool Timpani with small fan
Oil Bow here
light explosives
duck
pppppp
Have a nice day
Play ball!
like a dirigible
Add bicycle
Lakers in 6
All harpists stand up and wait
Like a new orleans concertina choir

and of course, read the bottom of the page, lots of instructions

THis is on helluva pieces, somebody fancy playing?

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nicco

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Re: If you want a joke, check this out

Reply #1 on: April 07, 2006, 11:54:09 AM

You forgot the 2nd page

musikk2.jpg (919.61 kB, 745x1020 - viewed 2630 times.)

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debussy symbolism

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Re: If you want a joke, check this out

Reply #2 on: April 07, 2006, 08:04:30 PM

Greetings.

This can't be too bad though, it's fairly tonal, not too many accidentals.

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Re: If you want a joke, check this out

Reply #3 on: April 07, 2006, 08:24:48 PM

shouldnt be too bad for memorization

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Reply #4 on: April 07, 2006, 08:48:13 PM

Haha, does it say "arranged by accident" or do I jsut suck at reading. If so, than omfg that's hilarious

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BoliverAllmon

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Re: If you want a joke, check this out

Reply #5 on: April 07, 2006, 11:36:08 PM

the shock therapy may be needed to finish is priceless.

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Mozartian

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Reply #6 on: April 08, 2006, 01:38:30 AM

"adagio cantabile with a rock tempo feel"

"breathe now"

LOL

*tears*

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[lau] 10:01 pm: like in 10/4 i think those little slurs everywhere are pointless for the music, but I understand if it was for improving technique

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Reply #7 on: April 08, 2006, 02:04:08 AM

I think that was last years Gr7 syllabus.

SJ

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invictus

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Reply #8 on: April 08, 2006, 02:16:17 AM

'If you can't play this, why don't you call your mommy'

2nd one (it is totally unrelated to the first one i posted)

Heh, I did already

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BoliverAllmon

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Reply #9 on: April 08, 2006, 02:37:02 AM

"I'm glad this is over, lets go to Taco Bell."

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Reply #10 on: April 08, 2006, 06:19:53 AM

I posted this in one of the "world's hardest piece" threads before.

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queenrock

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Reply #11 on: April 08, 2006, 10:19:01 AM

Lol, i could do that with my eyes closed, although i wouldn't be suprised if that was one of the things it told you to do anyway.

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Motrax

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Reply #12 on: April 08, 2006, 08:24:07 PM

I'm having some trouble with the phrasing in the 3rd bar of the coda. IS the 12th C tied to the 14th C in the RH, or is that just a legato mark?

Thanks in advance.

- M

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invictus

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Re: If you want a joke, check this out

Reply #13 on: April 09, 2006, 03:55:31 AM

Its a legato mark

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gymnopedist

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Reply #14 on: April 09, 2006, 09:13:55 PM

What about this one:

The joke is that it's just a repeated A!

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Reply #15 on: April 10, 2006, 03:04:37 AM

That piece is actually very mathematical, some kind of a mathematician i suppose.

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Reply #16 on: April 11, 2006, 01:14:25 AM

hehe, can someone post the pdf of the first one? I see the image but i cant dl it.

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Reply #17 on: April 11, 2006, 05:32:12 AM

who did these? they are hilarious.

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Reply #18 on: April 11, 2006, 07:49:55 PM

"release the penguins"

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Reply #19 on: April 11, 2006, 10:58:44 PM

remove cattle from the stage

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invictus

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Reply #20 on: April 12, 2006, 01:45:56 AM

Moon Walk

Continue swimming motion

These are great.

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