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Offline invictus

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If you want a joke, check this out
on: April 07, 2006, 08:29:11 AM
Check this out, somebody was having fun



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Here are some things that the score contains:
Keep both feet together
fffffffffff
insert peanuts
Cool Timpani with small fan
Oil Bow here
light explosives
duck
pppppp
Have a nice day
Play ball!
like a dirigible
Add bicycle
Lakers in 6
All harpists stand up and wait
Like a new orleans concertina choir

and of course, read the bottom of the page, lots of instructions

THis is on helluva pieces, somebody fancy playing?
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Offline nicco

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Re: If you want a joke, check this out
Reply #1 on: April 07, 2006, 11:54:09 AM
You forgot the 2nd page :)

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Offline debussy symbolism

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Re: If you want a joke, check this out
Reply #2 on: April 07, 2006, 08:04:30 PM
Greetings.

This can't be too bad though, it's fairly tonal, not too many accidentals. ;)
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Offline gruffalo

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Re: If you want a joke, check this out
Reply #3 on: April 07, 2006, 08:24:48 PM
shouldnt be too bad for memorization  ;D
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Offline nanabush

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Re: If you want a joke, check this out
Reply #4 on: April 07, 2006, 08:48:13 PM
Haha, does it say "arranged by accident" or do I jsut suck at reading.  If so, than omfg that's hilarious
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Offline BoliverAllmon

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Re: If you want a joke, check this out
Reply #5 on: April 07, 2006, 11:36:08 PM
the shock therapy may be needed to finish is priceless.
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Offline Mozartian

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Re: If you want a joke, check this out
Reply #6 on: April 08, 2006, 01:38:30 AM
"adagio cantabile with a rock tempo feel"

"breathe now"

LOL

*tears*

 ;D
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[lau] 10:01 pm: like in 10/4 i think those little slurs everywhere are pointless for the music, but I understand if it was for improving technique

Offline steve jones

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Re: If you want a joke, check this out
Reply #7 on: April 08, 2006, 02:04:08 AM

I think that was last years Gr7 syllabus.

SJ
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Offline invictus

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Re: If you want a joke, check this out
Reply #8 on: April 08, 2006, 02:16:17 AM
'If you can't play this, why don't you call your mommy'

2nd one (it is totally unrelated to the first one i posted)

Heh, I did already
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Offline BoliverAllmon

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Re: If you want a joke, check this out
Reply #9 on: April 08, 2006, 02:37:02 AM
"I'm glad this is over, lets go to Taco Bell."
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Offline pita bread

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Re: If you want a joke, check this out
Reply #10 on: April 08, 2006, 06:19:53 AM
I posted this in one of the "world's hardest piece" threads before.
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Offline queenrock

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Re: If you want a joke, check this out
Reply #11 on: April 08, 2006, 10:19:01 AM
Lol, i could do that with my eyes closed, although i wouldn't be suprised if that was one of the things it told you to do anyway.
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Offline Motrax

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Re: If you want a joke, check this out
Reply #12 on: April 08, 2006, 08:24:07 PM
I'm having some trouble with the phrasing in the 3rd bar of the coda. IS the 12th C tied to the 14th C in the RH, or is that just a legato mark?

Thanks in advance.

- M
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Offline invictus

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Re: If you want a joke, check this out
Reply #13 on: April 09, 2006, 03:55:31 AM
Its a legato mark
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Offline gymnopedist

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Re: If you want a joke, check this out
Reply #14 on: April 09, 2006, 09:13:55 PM
What about this one:

The joke is that it's just a repeated A!
 

 
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Offline invictus

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Re: If you want a joke, check this out
Reply #15 on: April 10, 2006, 03:04:37 AM
That piece is actually very mathematical, some kind of a mathematician i suppose.
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Re: If you want a joke, check this out
Reply #16 on: April 11, 2006, 01:14:25 AM
hehe, can someone post the pdf of the first one? I see the image but i cant dl it.
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Offline BoliverAllmon

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Re: If you want a joke, check this out
Reply #17 on: April 11, 2006, 05:32:12 AM
who did these? they are hilarious.
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Re: If you want a joke, check this out
Reply #18 on: April 11, 2006, 07:49:55 PM
"release the penguins"
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Re: If you want a joke, check this out
Reply #19 on: April 11, 2006, 10:58:44 PM
remove cattle from the stage
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Re: If you want a joke, check this out
Reply #20 on: April 12, 2006, 01:45:56 AM
Moon Walk

Continue swimming motion

These are great.
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