would anyone here marry their piano

[clef]

well yes, is there anyone here who would actually marry their piano if they could... 

[Axtremus]

Dude, you left out an option that says "I want to keep adding to my piano harem if I could."

[pianistimo]

they'd wonder and think you were crazy until you introduced them to your petrov, or steinway, or bose, or fazioli.  yes. that's my other dream.

the human voice is really the most resonant, to me.  but, the piano is second best.  it IS a voice - but performers give it the personality.  i suppose - it's a fantasy relationship because the piano only says what you want it to say.  maybe that's why we love the piano.  when we are not happy (or happy), hurting, or need consolation.  of course, a big hug or a shoulder to cry on are not so bad, but if you need an hour or two of that  - the piano is better.  plus, you feel so m uch better afterwards.  it's like the piano gives you back who you are.  my self-worth sometimes is built around my attachment to the piano - but it shouldn't be.  i feel like i need a certain amount of 'alone' time with it to feel in my right mind.  having some more piano lessons would help my frame of mind, too.  why doesn't money grow on trees?

[leahcim]

well yes, is there anyone here who would actually marry their piano if they could... 

Ok?

"Marry! The piano is atop my hoof!
If thou know of it hum and I shall ape it well.

Exeunt."

[mutedstring]

Marrying my piano? I already did...
but definately with a trade-in option 

[zheer]

Noooooooooooooooooooooo, Its just a piano.

[berrt]

im too shy to ask it, it might refuse...

[gfiore]

 I married my Bösendorefer two years ago today. We still have'nt managed to produce any baby grands yet.

[arensky]

im too shy to ask it, it might refuse...

 

[quantum]

Hmm, is polygamy an option?   

I'm quite happy with mine at the moment, but what about Miss. Bose, or Fazioli, or A. Forster?

[tee_dee_es]

question of the day:

have you played your piano naked?

[berrt]

have you played your piano naked?

It is always naked, it asserts there are no garter belts of proper size.

[alwaystheangel]

I was gone for a week and hugged my Petrof baby grand when I got home...
It freaked out my cousin a bit.

[pianistimo]

you have a petrof?  *silence.  awe.

[tee_dee_es]

It is always naked, it asserts there are no garter belts of proper size.

berrt=it
wow

i am hungry, dont know what i am rambling