torrid girl model search

[pianistimo]

what is this doing in the 'tomato gardening' section.  i google tomatoes and i get 'torrid model search.'  but, being the distracted kind of person that i can be - i start thinking - hey, this is in philadelphia.  must be over age 16.  must wear size 12 or larger (i wear between size 10-12) - must come to the mall (i can do that).  who knows.  maybe i'll come with some vines of tomatos and get a really good pic to put here.

www.torrid.com/philly

[pianistimo]

on second thought, it's too much trouble.  maybe someone else can use the site.  what exactly do u think they think is torrid in a person?  i don't think i'm torrid enough - but i could try to show them on the piano that i can be.  what is the exact meaning of 'torrid' anyway?

ok.  i googled 'torrid' and got 'torrid romances,'  'torrid paintball...'  now, i'm thinking about the section of torrid where it talks about that red dresses signify something important about 'torrid' quota.  i don't own a single red dress.  i have a peach dress.   should i try to be more torrid this year?  would my husband like it if suddenly i met him at the door like a hussy?  u know.  jump and wrap my legs around him  (like he's been dreaming all these years). 

i think i'm scared to be torrid.  look what happened the last three times.  then again - what if being torrid gets u places.  i did buy 150 dollars worth of stuff at the makeup counter two months ago for no reason other than surprising my husband sometime by getting 'glammed' for a night out.  i came home and needed the lady at the counter again.  this sounds really lame - but i just don't get how u put on eyeliner.  if u have ur eye shut - how can u see to put it on.  if i have one eye shut - it makes the other shut half way and then i can't see.  everytime i try to do my eyes it gets messed up.  there's always some smuged spot.  so then, i try these different shades of blush and lip gloss.  there's never one that exactly matches my skin tone - although i think this last time i got it.  i actually got the right colors.  it does help to have help.  strawbridges offers these free make up session and the lady that helped me was really nice and spent an hour and half (for free - i might add).  it's just that i need her to help me put the eyeliner on.

what do guys consider torrid?  how hard is it to learn an accent of some kind.

[pianistimo]

here's a site where u can have a novel written that includes ur name and ur love's name togther throughout the novel.  www.torridromance.com 

then, there's these little blurb 'a red dress sends a definate message. it's like, well, i do have a smoking body, thank u very much.'  from taming the tycoon

'the look in ur eyes:  i have seen it maybe once before, tis intoxicating...' from knights of passion

oh, this is really good:  'she will eat pounds and pounds of chocolate but still weigh less than a donut.'

or, 'the hero who's thighs can bend steel , will actually understand her and never interrupt her unless it is to ask, 'how can i love u more?'


maybe this father's day i will shock my husband.  i will buy a red dress today and get him some sexy underwear (i did that when we were first married.  it was a pair of white netted briefs with a whistle attached to the front).  and then, take him to some exotic location (he thinks fishing spots are exotic) and have a picnic.  i don't think we've done that as a family in a while.  although, him being pragmatic - he might use the underwear to catch fish and whistle when he's got one.

[thalbergmad]

maybe this father's day i will shock my husband.  i will buy a red dress today and get him some sexy underwear (i did that when we were first married.  it was a pair of white netted briefs with a whistle attached to the front).  and then, take him to some exotic location (he thinks fishing spots are exotic) and have a picnic.  i don't think we've done that as a family in a while.  although, him being pragmatic - he might use the underwear to catch fish and whistle when he's got one.

My God woman that is almost pornographic.

Are you really going on a family picnic, wearing a red dress, whist your husband catches fish in his underpants??

When i was going out with must last girlfriend, it was my intention to cover her completely in body chocolate. Unfortunately, this never happened as the shop only had 25 gallons left.

Thal

[pianistimo]

25 gallons?  may as well bring her to alaska and dunk her in the chocolate fountain.  (they actually have one at the wild berry farm.  u've got to see it sometime.  it reminds me of charlie and the chocolate factory.  u can see it here:  www.dancefun.com/ballroom/030528_ballroom_cruise/Pictures/anchorage_portage/pages/P5270064.htm

sorry about the pornographic sound of my father's day ideas.  i was thinking two thoughts at the same time.  one was riske and the other was hmm maybe the family should go on a picnic.  as usual, the two thoughts combined accidentally.  i don't think my kids would appreciate him in netted underwear like i would.  they always seem embarrassed when we  talk about each other that way.

ps the fireweed honey is good too.