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Offline pianochild

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Bernhard ---- HOW DO YOU DO IT !!!!
on: July 29, 2006, 01:19:21 PM
I would just like to know how members on piano street, like bernhard write such essays!

I want to be able to reply with more than 1 paragraphs of writing but i cannot., i am amazed at how much you write (How long does it take???)
you wrote a great report on burgmullers op 100, it really helped me, and you also provide loads and loads of links to other posts on this website. I want to thank you "pianostreet god" for your famous replies, but can anyone tell me how to write structured, detailed replies????
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Offline bernhard

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Re: Bernhard ---- HOW DO YOU DO IT !!!!
Reply #1 on: July 29, 2006, 01:56:44 PM
Practice! ;D

(I also type fast, and I teach this stuff over and over again.)

My wife also thinks I am a god. Every meal is a burnt offering. ;D

Best wishes,
Bernhard.
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Re: Bernhard ---- HOW DO YOU DO IT !!!!
Reply #2 on: July 29, 2006, 03:21:32 PM
essays and terrible jokes. awesome.

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Re: Bernhard ---- HOW DO YOU DO IT !!!!
Reply #3 on: July 29, 2006, 04:29:25 PM
ohh how fast do u type i type normalish. HAppy 5,000th birthday! Youre gettin old now!
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Re: Bernhard ---- HOW DO YOU DO IT !!!!
Reply #4 on: July 29, 2006, 06:43:47 PM

My wife also thinks I am a god. Every meal is a burnt offering. ;D


Where we learn that Bernhard has got a wife. The Bernhard mystery gradually unveils...
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Re: Bernhard ---- HOW DO YOU DO IT !!!!
Reply #5 on: July 29, 2006, 08:01:09 PM
Where we learn that Bernhard has got a wife. The Bernhard mystery gradually unveils...

and he has a 15 year old daughter that comme talks about having his way with, but bernhard warns that she has a degree in martial arts and would beat the pants off of him.

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Re: Bernhard ---- HOW DO YOU DO IT !!!!
Reply #6 on: July 30, 2006, 12:20:36 AM
Where we learn that Bernhard has got a wife. The Bernhard mystery gradually unveils...

"Every man is incomplete until he marries, then he is finished." (Zsa Zsa Gabor) ;D
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Re: Bernhard ---- HOW DO YOU DO IT !!!!
Reply #7 on: July 30, 2006, 12:29:41 AM
Man, I forgot that quote....that is so true.

Add a daughter to that and it's goodbye Charlie
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Re: Bernhard ---- HOW DO YOU DO IT !!!!
Reply #8 on: July 30, 2006, 02:29:56 AM
I have wondered how one man can know so much about so much!  Bernhard must be a genius.  Don't worry, short posts aren't bad.  They are easier to read.

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Re: Bernhard ---- HOW DO YOU DO IT !!!!
Reply #9 on: July 30, 2006, 02:49:35 AM

My wife also thinks I am a god. Every meal is a burnt offering. ;D


...and he likes to live dangerously.

Hmm, I wonder if his wife ever reads Piano Street?
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Re: Bernhard ---- HOW DO YOU DO IT !!!!
Reply #10 on: July 30, 2006, 02:57:12 AM
...and he likes to live dangerously.

Hmm, I wonder if his wife ever reads Piano Street?

She is not allowed out of the kitchen ;D
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Re: Bernhard ---- HOW DO YOU DO IT !!!!
Reply #11 on: July 30, 2006, 03:23:49 AM
She is not allowed out of the kitchen ;D

Dat's what Ahm talking bout 8)


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Re: Bernhard ---- HOW DO YOU DO IT !!!!
Reply #12 on: July 31, 2006, 08:58:14 AM
She is not allowed out of the kitchen ;D

Ah yes, why keep a dog and do your own barking, I always say. :o ;D
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Re: Bernhard ---- HOW DO YOU DO IT !!!!
Reply #13 on: August 03, 2006, 07:09:25 PM
Ah yes, why keep a dog and do your own barking, I always say. :o ;D

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