if you hear a ring tone of these - then you really don't want to put in the effort anymore. same with paganini variations. this is the ringtone of my personal phone at home. i hate it so much, i have to answer the phone really quick so i don't hear much of it.
eat a crumb cake and listen to someone else play it really well. personally, i can't think of very many pianists besides pollini on the FI and maybe richter on the beethoven? i hate to hear it all spazzed out with too much romanticism. it's a song. beethoven wasn't trying to stick fly paper on girls.