hmmm. glass reinforced parcel tape? bra, panties - sexiest man alive?
and, yes, i know for a fact that if ada is not scared off by vegemite - she is indeed an unstoppable, unscarable person. excepting of course, elspeth, who photographs bears.
alistair, mailboxes are also VERY important here in pennsylvania. people take great pains with them (painting them, hanging decorations around them, putting their address numbers meticulously on them, buying all sorts of ritzy shapes and things, and of course, the oft wonderous corn stalk attached). if i were you, i wouldn't worry about a bomb. i mean, who hates you that much. you are hardly around. you are like the mysterious librarian or something. or rather, mysterioius sorabji archivist.