Past the Hinton, past the Ramsey,
In great valleys beyond,
After the Thalberg, yet the dnephi,
Nests the one of whom we are so fond.
Invest not in henrahs,
Take only a tiny zheer;
"I dutifully dusted the Torah,"
Says the one to us so near.
I, for one, skip the invictious -
Marik? Bernhard? No! - nor mephitisimo;
O, piano forum, give us - Pianitisimo!
Walter Ramsey