In all fairness: Who is the hotest FEMALE pianist?

[jpianoflorida]

It's only fair:   

[jpianoflorida]

ok ....   send us your picture pianistimo!

[pianistimo]

i'm too hot.  you're pulse would be off the record.  especially the way i look now.  (just kidding).  i don't look as bad prometheus imagines and i haven't got menopause yet.  does that count for something?  ok.  i'm sort of average.  but, don't tell.  i can act hot.  let me do my hot routine.  it would be something like what i do when i cycle past the karate lessons studio - and there's a couple of martial artists outside.  i start acting like bicycling is really something you have to concentrate on.  then, as soon as i'm past - i sort of relax and just swing my arms. 

if hot = what forumers say on here - i'd have a foreign accent (come to think of it - i do - to any non english speaker).  i never really passed french - or russian.  i have a smattering of a few words in spanish.  ole ole

but i do wear designer jeans.  does that count? 

i could high five mayla.  although i haven't got a new haircut like her - i did buy some new clothes.  and, of course, my claim to fame - the 'unpole dance.'  it is where you use a pretend pole and just wiggle a little bit.  don't want to fall over or anything.  especially with my bad leg.  my bad leg has turned good, though, because i can bicycle. 

say, did you say hOtest or hottest?  i've been tricked.  i knew it.  i'm always the brunt of jokes around here.  well, i'll have you know that if i want to, i can act really hot.  usually not right after volunteering at the art table in kindergarten.  right now i have elmer's glue all over my fingers and i'm peeling it off.

[pianowolfi]

  here you go!

https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php/topic,8567.0.html