Congratulations, aren't we all happy? What a lovely note to end 2006 on.
Is George Bush sleeping well tonight? I bet he is. Even though he had to get someone else to do his dirty work, but hey why not? Who wants real blood on their hands? We sure don't. But we sure as hell like to watch.
Anyways, killing Saddam makes us feel just a little bit better about losing the war.
And now the internet is the new town square. Lets come and watch the dictator hang. It's spectacle, its bread and circuses, it's ... entertainment!
We've had our rent-a-crowds and our PR-flunky manipulated media opportunities as statues were pulled down; our cynically twisted versions of reality played out from the comfort of our lounge rooms on CNN during the hunt for the elusive weapons of mass destruction.
Oh yeah there was also the "mission accomplished" joke, but let's not dwell on that one too much, people have short memories (thank god for that says George W).
Pulling your shock-headed quarry out of a rat hole and inspecting his teeth on the breaking news makes great TV! But man, this beats it all! Can you catch the snuff on YouTube yet? Who's looking?
What? You say nations that use and condone state sanctioned murder are barbarous and backwards? No way. They are virtuous and justified. It's what god wants. An eye for an eye and all that.
That's why I support capital punishment. Just a little bit. Sometimes yes, sometimes no. (It's a bit like being a bit pregnant, aint it?)
And in this case Saddam was like really, really bad. That's what the good people told us. And really, really bad people deserve to be killed by really, really good people. That's just how it is.
Saddam killed lots of people in the most horrific way. But not the US. Oh no. All those people who died in Iraq in this most senseless and brutal of military actions were collateral damage. And they were dirty muslims anyway.
We can kill with impunity, because, well, because we CAN. Because we are right. And we are good. And they are wrong. And they are bad.
Cos we are like the greatest nation on earth, man. We've bought the lines and we've bought the lies cos that's how we've been brought up here in the US of A.
We don't like to think too much man cos sometimes it hurts our heads.
And if we stopped to think for one minute we might think that we're, like, wrong about some things.
And that just couldn't be possible. Oh no, no, no, no, no.