i feel sick

[pianistimo]

the hemlock tea was poison.  arrrgh.  now - i have the final countdown  54321.  and voila - no more on piano forum.  but, i am addicted to this forum.  i may end up in a mental institution all because thal drove me to pianoforum suicide.  my only comfort is the brownies i made today.  and, the stack of music that awaits on monday.

it's all your fault thal.  you should feel extrememly guilty - and btw, if i find out you went back on in january i will SCREAM.  fairwell. 

[thalbergmad]

I am sure the mental institution will have you back.

I do not feel guilty in the slightest. I said i was going sometime before you. However, it probably got missed within some of your 3000 page posts about the Bible.

I have absolutely no intention of coming back next year. You will be back by 3rd january at the latest with more strange theorems.

This forum will be better off without us.

Thal

[pianowolfi]

the hemlock tea was poison.  arrrgh.  now - i have the final countdown  54321.  and voila - no more on piano forum.  but, i am addicted to this forum.  i may end up in a mental institution all because thal drove me to pianoforum suicide.  my only comfort is the brownies i made today.  and, the stack of music that awaits on monday.

it's all your fault thal.  you should feel extrememly guilty - and btw, if i find out you went back on in january i will SCREAM.  fairwell. 

You can come here Pianistimo. We don't have new year yet. So there is another chance...Anyway I feel too lonely. My wife is off until Tuesday and I am going to celebrate new year alone with myself and my messed feelings.

Cheers!


Edit. OOps i am so confused with the time zones. You is it who have new year later than us... Why have you already gone then

[pianowolfi]

This forum will be better off without us.

Thal

Well I think you are wrong. period. 

[thalbergmad]

You can come here Pianistimo. We don't have new year yet. So there is another chance...Anyway I feel too lonely. My wife is off until Tuesday and I am going to celebrate new year alone with myself and my messed feelings.

Cheers!

Still 3 hours left in jolly old England.

I think i can hear the first batch of Romanians boarding the ferry for Dover.

Has anyone told them that the benefit offices do not open until Tuesday?

This once great Country is finished.

Thal

[pianistimo]

you're very sweet pianowolfi!  i don't think your wife would appreciate a virtual affair - even if it was a one night virtual affair.  so...you will go out and buy her whatever you kiss her under on new years and tell her you had to kiss her picture but waited for her to return to kiss her in person.  also, you must have a bottle of champagne around somewheres to just drown your worries.  women like it when they come home and find the house totally lived in - even if the man is over in the corner falling off a chair and the counter has canned food with the lids lifted off - for each day they were gone.

my husband - despite the times i get mad at him is one of a kind.  i was so mad yesterday - because he's calling me to 'be ready' to go out...and then i get in the car and he tells me we have to go get the car washed first.  i sai d- what is this?  i do drudge work all wekk - and now i have to wait and worrya bout the car?  i want out of the car (we were 1/2 mile from home).  i want to walk home.  he had to do running stops so i would not get out.  i said, i do not want to go out with you right now. 

but, then we get to a nice restaurant and he gets me a white russian.  after that - everything's ok.  we go shopping next door at the kitchen shop that was having a 50% off sale.  and i'm admiring things i barely glance at when normal.  the 'sporks' held such a facination.  anyways, you can go from wringing a man's neck to complete love again in a matter of 1/2 hour.  but, it is always the same - they save some abominable afterthought several days later.  and, you start over again.

the thing is - sometimes it's just not his intention to be ill mannered. i mean - he said - he didn't want to waste gas or something.  so later, i tell him - ok - i'm in a good enough mood to accompany you to the carwash.  (every girls dream). 

someday - you wil find out thal.   unless...you already have.  love isn't simple.  it's very complicated.  i really do hope you find the love of your life.  perhaps mountain climbing.  she'll be the one that rescues you at 5,000 ft and is your only motivation to go further.  and, if you do not e-mail me about your ascention of m blanc, i will be peeved.  truly hoping you make it to the top (and back).  i think you have some serious working out to do. 

[thalbergmad]

That was like an essay by an 8 year old

[pianistimo]

well, when you get to be 45 - being called 8 again is a compliment.  i mean - who wants to go around nibbling on catnip and repeating everyone's birthday, social security number, and phone numbers.  there's more to life than the drudge of every day blah blah blah.  you need a man to think extrememly wild and romantic thoughts and fulfill at least one of them daily.  i can assure you - it is not accompanying one to a car wash.  but the kitchen shop made it worth it.  he rarely goes for feminine shops that smell of 'mulling spices' - because of the difficulty on his nose.  but he sacrificed his inner desire to go home - open a beer and watch a ballgame.  sooner or later you will find that your 8 year old boyish dreams are no different than an 8 year old girls dream - excepting in reverse.  the girls want a pony - nothing more.  (the romantic dream -where the guy waits on them hand and foot)  and the 8 year old boy is just into, well, whatever the fantasy is.

[thalbergmad]

Only 2.5 hours to go.

Any more garbage?

[pianowolfi]

That was like an essay by an 8 year old

Well that does not bother me. We piano teachers like how 8 y. olds think. Anyway, there is a certain confusion...
You are later than us. I see it on some US webcams i have switched on right now 16.38 p.m in pa well well.... another 7ish hours left.. so there is some more time to convince you not to leave..

[pianistimo]

take a lesson thal.  romance lesson #1 - at least act like you'll miss them.

[thalbergmad]

There are some people i will miss.

You ain't one of them.

I will do a list if you want.

[pianowolfi]

this makes me nostalgic. (despite the flag)

[pianowolfi]

There are some people i will miss.

You ain't one of them.

I will do a list if you want.

Yes i want. even if i was not the one you asked

[pianistimo]

if you want to be really cold, thal - invest in a poseidon costume and go jump into the arctic sea for a bit. 

[pianowolfi]

this makes me nostalgic. (despite the flag)

Oops i didn't know that this picture always updates itself lol Now it gets darker and darker.

[thalbergmad]

if you want to be really cold, thal - invest in a poseidon costume and go jump into the arctic sea for a bit. 

Less than 2 hours.

Why don't you invest in an education?

Thal

[pianistimo]

connaut lake, pennsylvania?  and is that a sort of ufo'ish hovercraft i see near the water?

what kind of education?  the kind where you learn how to fall off chairs gracefully?

ps i really did think it was odd how you landed exactly on your bum and the chair was completely tipped on it's back.  how did you do that?  i mean - you must have staged it.

[thalbergmad]

No, the one where you can enter into a debate without making a pratt of yourself.

[pianowolfi]

Okay let's go a bit more west. Winona.

[pianistimo]

girls don't enter debates to win them.  they enjoy watching men get befuddled looks on their faces.  i mean - if i wanted to act like margaret thatcher i would have gotten a law degree.  my forte is causing immense sufferring to anyone who dares risk balancing on floating logs.

[thalbergmad]

Your forte is talking out of your arse

[pianowolfi]

And another step. Darkness goes rapidly



Park City, Utah

[pianistimo]

that looks like pottstown hospital.  the one i was in when i broke my leg. 

[thalbergmad]

Hmm, looks like a ski lift to me.

[pianowolfi]

Okay what's next?




Not very sunny, hmmmm

[thalbergmad]

bye

[pianowolfi]

AAARRGGHH!!!

[pianowolfi]

Btw I feel sick too. I think I am in a phase of self-destroying. Two things are curing me partially: music and humour.

[pianistimo]

sowwy to hwear it.  swelf dwe studciotns is ntows utoeritble. 

who did you kiss at midnight?

[pianowolfi]

sowwy to hwear it.  swelf dwe studciotns is ntows utoeritble. 

who did you kiss at midnight?

Nobody. I ate my Pizza. I heard the fireworks outside. And now I try to listen to my heart. It says that it feels burned out. And that I should stop getting not enough sleep and yearning for things I never can get. And it says that it would not accept this for long...
Guess it's quite serious

[pianistimo]

well, it's a silly ritual anyways.  i mean - you can be completely pagan when when your wife comes back.  start making the house really nice and putting candles here and there - and decide on a menu and make her a nice breakfast or dinner -whenever she gets back.  or just dessert. 

[pianowolfi]

well, it's a silly ritual anyways.  i mean - you can be completely pagan when when your wife comes back.  start making the house really nice and putting candles here and there - and decide on a menu and make her a nice breakfast or dinner -whenever she gets back.  or just dessert. 

Well thanks that is a really good advice. I'll try my best.

[pianistimo]

what's really the matter?  is kissing really THAT important.  or is it - just a hand to hold and to know that they are right beside you?  myhusband is in the next room.  he'll probably be asleep at midnight.  this is what happens when they are home. 

just think.  ok.  pretend your wife is home.  she's sleeping in the bed.  now, everything is fine, right?  it's not the kiss - it's just imagining everyone home.  of course, you could imagine more than that if you want to.

don't worry. your wife is fine.  she's probably missing you just as much as you miss her.  why didn't you go with her?  no matter.  couples love each other more when they get time away from each other, too.  she went out with the girls - and is having a good time and forgot to call.  or, she called - and now all you can think of is her.  oh well.

ps you didn't marry one of those 'mail order' brides did you?  they are known to be nefarious.

[pianowolfi]

Oh gosh Pianistimo, if it would be really just that, everything would be ok. No I have not a nefarious mail order bride lol  I can't explain in detail, anyway your advice was good thank you.

[nicco]

The combined posts of thal and pianistimo is over 11k. wow.