https://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Pianohttps://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Classical_musichttps://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Beethoven_isn%27t_deaf%2C_he%27s_just_ignoring_his_girlfriendhttps://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Beethovenhttps://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Johann_Sebastian_Bachhttps://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Johannes_BrahmsThis may just be a joke, but its making my blood boil... ihatepop
Even the scorned composers would have loved this I'm sure (except Brahms who had little sense of humour)
Brahms had little sense of humor Brahms was a very funny guy, read the letters he wrote to his friends!
Johannes Brahms (1833-1897) was a Cypriotese photographer, advocate, village idiot, sculptor, deer-hunter, art director, copywriter, trombone violator, and part-time composer.
You forgot one link, which is the most interesting of all https://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Grand_Piano
read the entry on Oscar Wilde