jack ass

[rebby]

have you seen the TV programme JACK ASS. It is kick ass funny, any way if you haven't SEE IT !?!?!?!?!?!

[lau]

it's not that funny. physical humor is retarded...all they do is run naked at sport events and eat until they puke, and they also poop on the show. My brother told me that on the movie someone ate poop, well, i would like to see that.

it's alright. family guy still beats it

[steve jones]

I found it hysterical when I first saw it, for about five minutes... now it struggles to raise much more than a half hearted smile.

SJ

[lichristine]

they have a tendency to go a bit too long....some jokes are dead, even for the most sadistic of us!

[steve jones]

Yeah, Im really not sure what it is though. At first I just howled at it, but the funny was so short lived. I guess its shock humour. And as with most things 'shock' orientated, underneath there is little substance.

I have to say though, it did make me scream for a while

SJ

[lichristine]

yeah....laugh, gag, what's the difference? ^_^
(i watched it first cos i have a huge soft spot for disgustingness)

[steve jones]

Lol, you should watch Dirty Sanchez... 

SJ

[lichristine]

Why?

[steve jones]

My god, some of that stuff makes me cringe! Its like Jackass, but some of the stuff they do is just beyond sanity, lol. My brother made me watch it with him last year - I couldnt believe what I was seeing!

SJ

[lichristine]

hehehe.

is that the one that was one right before/after Wonder Showzen?

[steve jones]

You know what, I have no idea what so ever!

Is that an American program, cuz if so we probably dont get it.

SJ

PS. I just did a Google for that... my god, looks like somekind of late tripping TV!

[lichristine]

i don't know if it's just american...

it was. it was absolutely insane and messed up in alot of ways.

[steve jones]

You know what, you've just reminded me of the other morning...

I over slept and was kind of snoozing. My TV was on, and this INSANE kids show was playing called Boo Bar (or something like that). You know when you're half asleep and only half lucid? My god, when I woke up properly I felt like I was tripping my head off 

Seriously, those shows should need FDA approval! 

SJ

[lichristine]

Boobahs!!!!

Yeah, they're kinda creepy, even if you're fully alert. Like new age Teletubbies.

[steve jones]

No way, you've seen them?

Omg, those things are going to haunt me until the day that I die!

Which wont be to long if I dont get to bed in a minute 

G'night all!

SJ

[lichristine]

Yes!! And yeah, the dolls are almost as bad as Furbies...hehehe....furbies.......

haha tormented by demons of children's programming?

See ya.

[timothy42b]

It is an American program.

But, sadly, it is shown all over the world.  We get it here in Germany on the free Astra satellite. 

It is one of the major ways the other countries of the world form their opinion of the USA.  That, and shows like Bad Trip, Blind Date, etc.  All the wonderful exports of American culture we are so happy to share with everyone.  I cringe every time I see this stuff on European television.  It is sometimes funny - but do you want the world thinking we're all like that?  Or contestants on Jerry Springer?   

[henrah]

I LOVE BooBahs!!! And Wonder Showzen is just plain silly, but funny sometimes


Dirty Sanchez can be really dark. One time they hovered a guys head over some metal tac pins on a table and wacked his head onto them. He needed some pliers to get them all out of his skull

[lichristine]

Yay do you like other kids' shows?

[steve jones]

The ultimate... Danger Mouse!

SJ

[soliloquy]

Jackass?  I didn't know there was such a strong contingent of cultureless, classless whitetrash on this forum.

[lichristine]

Yep.

Haha Danger Mouse rocks.
So do Rocky and Bullwinkle.

[steve jones]

Jackass?  I didn't know there was such a strong contingent of cultureless, classless whitetrash on this forum.

Lol, is this where anal retentive types attempt to put us into neatly organised boxes? 

Yes, I love classical music. I love deep, thought provoking art. I spend hours, days, weeks, months, YEARS enlightening myself through such.

But I also giggle at farts...

Perhaps I should get my coat? 

SJ

[lichristine]

I love deep, thought provoking art. But I also giggle at farts...

Perhaps I should get my coat?

SJ

Bosch! Da Vinci! Jeanne-Claude! Titian! Bosch! Bosch!

haha....you said fart....

[steve jones]

 

BB

[maul]

Hello, and welcome to 7 years ago. Enjoy your stay.

[henrah]

BananaMan!

SuperTed!

The Demon Headmaster! (the first series was awesome but the rest were rubbish)

And a gameshow me and my friends are having trouble remembering the name of. It involved a host that was just a head on a screen, and some games included: chess with tall cloaked figures that wrapped their cloaks around you when they land on your space and make you dissapear, a giant bowl of alphabetty soup that the contestants had to swim in and collect letters (it was in a giant kitchen to make them look small), and the end was in a room with lots of furniture and treasure chests and the contestants had to find something before the time ran out. If anyone can help me and my friends in naming this show we will gladly bown down before you!



Oh, and who can forget Rhubarb and Custard? Or Thomas the Tank Engine? Or Fireman Sam? Such classics

[shortyshort]

And a gameshow me and my friends are having trouble remembering the name of. It involved a host that was just a head on a screen, and some games included: chess with tall cloaked figures that wrapped their cloaks around you when they land on your space and make you dissapear, a giant bowl of alphabetty soup that the contestants had to swim in and collect letters (it was in a giant kitchen to make them look small), and the end was in a room with lots of furniture and treasure chests and the contestants had to find something before the time ran out. If anyone can help me and my friends in naming this show we will gladly bown down before you!



Oh, and who can forget Rhubarb and Custard? Or Thomas the Tank Engine? Or Fireman Sam? Such classics

wasn't that called Gamesmaster

[henrah]

OMG THAT MIGHT BE IT!!!! Let me check it...

[henrah]

No, that wasn't it. The show I'm talking about was a games show much like Raven and Jungle Run are nowadays.

[shortyshort]

What about this

https://www.knightmare.com/

[steve jones]

OMG THAT MIGHT BE IT!!!! Let me check it...

When I was a wee bairn, I used to LOVE Gamesmaster, lol.

Isnt it the old guy who does 'The Sky at Night' now?

And that muppet Dominic Diamond...

SJ

PS. Thomas the Tank Engine raised me!!! Before he turned American... what the hell is that all about? Bring back ringo!

[shortyshort]

Isnt it the old guy who does 'The Sky at Night' now?

Yes. Patrick Moore. He's always done "The Sky at Night"

[henrah]

What about this

https://www.knightmare.com/

No, that isn't it either...

[steve jones]

Omg, I used to love Knightmare!

Left, left, left, left... forward, foward, foward, foward... STOP! 

SJ

[lichristine]

Thomas The Tank Engine was legendary....yeah Ringo made it awesome....

Jay Jay The Jet Plane is the most horrible knock-off of it...

Anyone for The Wiggles? Or the Upside-Down Show? Or The Big Comfy Couch? Or.....or.....yeah....

[steve jones]

I actually dont know any of those. Perhaps they were before my time... 

As a kid, I lived on a staple diet of He-Man, Dungeons and Dragons and Rainbow. I think I used to fancy She-Ra when I was about four...

My god, you guys are forcing me dig up memories Id rather not...   

SJ

[lichristine]

Maybe they're just American...well some are Australian.

Haha I liked He-Man. (And Super Chicken!! That one's reeaally old)

[henrah]

Round the Twist! Great Aussie show, really wierd

[lichristine]

the weird kids' shows are always the best.