The reason it gets so much media attention is because of two reasons: because it cannot be prevented and because it is totally arbitrary who gets killed.
Everyone will age another year this year. Unless you pull a Yeltsin.April 23, 2007 Death of Boris Yeltsin. Because he was the leader of a former superpower. I know lots of other leaders will die, but they won't be as significant probably.
It's good to shower at least once per year, whether you need it or not. April 27, 2007 -- Russian cellist Rostropovich dies. (I think that's the right date.)
m1469 has taken a shower.
It's good to shower at least once per year, whether you need it or not.
(insert date here) _____ meets m1469, and makes darn sure to stand upwind.