to impress one's girlfriend? the fact she was laughing made me uneasy. if one could so easily chop off an octopus legs and laugh.... very sinister, i'd say.
Octopussy
if you are trying to impress the opposite sex - it is most likely best not to eat anything in front of them excepting maybe ice-cream. why? well, some food is just really unattractive to eat. i cannot imagine chewing on octopus for 10 hours and impressing anyone. and, in the end you'd have to spit it out. how attractive is that?
Don't know if anyone would have liked that.. Eat pita bread instead Triton