A Riddle/Joke

[keyboard kitty]

You are trapped in a metal room. No windows and the door is locked. All that is in the room with you is a piano, how do you get out?

I'll let you know when you get the right answer 

[imbetter]

play the ocean etude comme style, all the metal will crack

[pianowolfi]

Play so beautifully that the people who locked you in get moved and release you

[lichristine]

use the keys on the piano?

[wotgoplunk]

Play so beautifully that the people who locked you in get moved and release you

Or do the reverse and play as horribly as possible until they release you from the pain. 

That or play Fur Elise over and over. That'd crack everyone.

[valor]

Play so much you go insane and create your own reality, where you'll be outside the room.

Is the door bared?

[thalberg]

Use the piano as a battering ram.

[rach n bach]

Remove a few of the higher end strings, and use one of them as a garrote when the blokes decided to give you a meal.  Once he's out of the way, use the fallboard as a bat, and club the other guards.  Bring the garrote with you, along with the guards' keys and handguns.  Use your imagination from here, and fight your way out into civilization!



I think Alia's closer

[pianistimo]

employ the use of faraday's cage - where the entire outside of this metal box (room) is charged with voltage.  the electrical charges will not enter the room.  you will be able to play 20x better - as though you are inside a cell nucleus and kind of like a proton at times - and an electron at other times.  you and the piano will become alive at some point - and the box will simply startgrowing and growing until it becomes a bigger and bigger.  attaching itself to other boxes and overtaking your once proud captors.

the only problem is how to get the faraday cage thing working properly at the start.

[lau]

first poop by the door hoping that this one in particular contains a stench strong enough to seep out and be detected by the freaks who put you in the room. then when they smell it they will wonder where it is coming from then play the piano and then they will think that it's weird that the smell and the sound is coming from the same place. and they know where the sound is coming from already so they must know where the smell is coming from. so when they come to open the door, stand by the wall so the door covers you up when they walk in. when the time is right you have to perform this move: a devestating blow to their chest with the palm of your hand as hard as you can. if done correctly this will stop their heart. be stealthy on your way out.

[pianolearner]

use the keys on the piano?

I was thinking the same thing. Play the piano until you find the right key, then bash the door open with the piano.

[G.W.K]

Climb inside the piano.

G.W.K

[teresa_b]

Simple.  The metal is mercury, and you just step over the liquid. 

Teresa

[lau]

i think if you look up the definition of a room it is impossible for liquid like mercury to form a room.

[soliloquy]

My dick is like a harley, you kick it to start it.

[ahinton]

My dick is like a harley, you kick it to start it.

A 2-stroke, might one suppose?

Best,

Alistair

[G.W.K]

This is getting out of hand. Aren't we supposed to answering a riddle? Why did soliloquy post a comment that is pointless? Can we all go back the original subject?

Thank You,

G.W.K

[ahinton]

This is getting out of hand.

Careful, now!...

Best,

Alistair

[soliloquy]

A 2-stroke, might one suppose?

Why did soliloquy post a comment that is pointless?

[ahinton]

Why did soliloquy post a comment that is pointless?

Not being "soliloquy", I cannot say, but then I suppose that may have been better than posting a point (in pictorial form) that is beyond comment...

Or maybe that is the riddle...

Best,

Alistair

[soliloquy]

Or maybe that is the riddle...

true, I am a mystery.  Or, possibly, occasionally I just like to throw in some SDC CG.

[quantum]

Just walk out of the room.  There was no mention of there being walls.  Metal could just be studs.   

[keyboard kitty]

I was thinking the same thing. Play the piano until you find the right key, then bash the door open with the piano.

You got it!
Play the piano untill you find the right key 

[rc]

I'd figure out how to tune the piano and make myself comfortable

[pianowolfi]

My dick is like a harley, you kick it to start it.

Ouch!!!!

[ahinton]

true, I am a mystery.

To some here - but not necessarily to all, methinks...

Or, possibly, occasionally I just like to throw in some SDC CG.

Strangely Dull Claims for Chopin/Godowsky; hmmm...

Best,

Alistair

[valor]

You got it!
Play the piano untill you find the right key 

lol clever, give us another riddle, heres mine.

You have two coins that add to 35 cents but one of them isn't a quarter, what are they?(the riddle goes something like this)

[pianistimo]

two us fifty cent pieces? (wonders how much is really silver?  that's why it pays to bite your money).

[quantum]

lol clever, give us another riddle, heres mine.

You have two coins that add to 35 cents but one of them isn't a quarter, what are they?(the riddle goes something like this)

1 quareter, and 1 dime.

It says 1 isn't a quarter, it does not say both are not quarters.

[valor]

1 quareter, and 1 dime.

It says 1 isn't a quarter, it does not say both are not quarters.

Right right, lol.

[keyboard kitty]

I've got another one 
You push your car to a hotel, then you realise you are brankrupt. How?

[mycrabface]

My dick is like a harley, you kick it to start it.

I like your sense of humour

[pianistimo]

the hotel does not have an ocean-front view?

[pianolearner]

the hotel does not have an ocean-front view?

No. (Or Yes, it does not have an ocean-front view)

[quantum]

I've got another one 
You push your car to a hotel, then you realise you are brankrupt. How?

Because you would have paid a tow truck if you wern't bankrupt

[keasbey]

I've got another one 
You push your car to a hotel, then you realise you are brankrupt. How?

monopoly?

[keyboard kitty]

Your right keasbey!

[pianolearner]

There are 2 trains every 1hr; 1 train goes to Station A and 1 train that goes to Station B. A man leaves home every day at a different time and catches the 1st train that arrives. He realises after some time, that he has been to Station A 11 times and Staion B only 1 time. How come?

[pianolearner]

Hmmm...maybe that was a bit too hard...

OK, why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[pianolearner]

There are 2 trains every 1hr; 1 train goes to Station A and 1 train that goes to Station B. A man leaves home every day at a different time and catches the 1st train that arrives. He realises after some time, that he has been to Station A 11 times and Staion B only 1 time. How come?

Ok...Ok...

Train A arrives every hour @ 5 minutes to the hour.
Train B arrives every hour on the hour.

There is only a 5 minute window for the man to catch train B if he misses train A, but he has a 55 minute window to catch Train A which gives a ratio of 11:1