How do you eat yours?

[elevateme_returns]

(topic title self-explanatory)

[leonidas]

I open it up and lick the center, then I like to lick it all over, and when it comes to the best part, I like to lick really hard on one spot and climax with it melting in my mouth.

My tongue is exhausted, but ready for more. 

[quantum]

I am interested how hinty or pianistimo would interpret this question. 

[ahinton]

I am interested how hinty or pianistimo would interpret this question.

1. Why?
2. I cannot speak for pianistimo but assume that she'd provide to us all a sermon on how they eat them in Biblical times and why - and what this means for the future of mankind.
3. I wouldn't waste time interpreting it at all, frankly.

Will that do for an answer?

Best,

Alistair

[quantum]

By merely replying you did satisfy the content of my query.  So I guess I can say I am pleased you did so.   

[lichristine]

I open it up and lick the center, then I like to lick it all over, and when it comes to the best part, I like to lick really hard on one spot and climax with it melting in my mouth.

My tongue is exhausted, but ready for more.

This was cool.
Completely cool.

[ahinton]

By merely replying you did satisfy the content of my query.  So I guess I can say I am pleased you did so.   

Really? Then you must be very easily satisfied, since I did not actually answer your question at all. Still, if that pleases you, so be it (or at least so be half of it, since pianistimo has yet to respond)...

Best,

Alistair

[quantum]

Really? Then you must be very easily satisfied, since I did not actually answer your question at all. Still, if that pleases you, so be it (or at least so be half of it, since pianistimo has yet to respond)...

Best,

Alistair

I did ask for an interpretation.  If this is yours, who am I to argue it's correctness. 

[ahinton]

I did ask for an interpretation.  If this is yours, who am I to argue it's correctness. 

Who, indeed? - in theory, at least; I'm suggesting not that you are arguing the correctness of my interpretation but that you seem satisfied to have read it despite my having omitted to provide it!

Best,

Alistair

[lau]

the standard assumption here is oreos. but it can pretty much be reeses peanutbutter cups, but i think they discontinued those kind of commericials for them.

[wotgoplunk]

I start with the mouth, and work my way down.

Also, I find it funny that the topic above this is titled "Crap". 

[pianowolfi]

Where do you keep them? In the fridge? I mean, always when I have guests there are some left over and then they go stale. Before the next guests come I need to discard them and buy new ones I start with the fingers btw. They are quite important to a pianist, don't you think? I mean...there is more sensitivity in a pianist's fingers than in other person's fingers. So there is nothing insensitive about it. There is a sort of thing in Austria they call "Mozartkugel" This is quite famous here in Europe. And *very* yummy So if you go to certain selected people you might like to ask : "May I eat your Mozartkugel?" Never tried it yet. No opportunity. As said before, they are mainly sold in Austria....



  f******single life

[soliloquy]

With an impressive feat of contortion.

If you consider bending your neck down impressive

[jlh]

Assuming it is not Oreos, but rather the Cadbury Creme Egg, which has used the slogan "How do you eat yours" since the mid 1980's for marketing in the UK and Ireland.

With that in mind, my own answer to that question would be somewhere along these lines:

[leonidas]

You ain't gettin nowhere near my vag.