Perhaps we could convince you to put your head in the oven and switch onto gas mark 10.
Thal
That requires quite a degree of contortive ability to bring off successfully, so a reasonable amount of appropriate physical exercise before attempting this (at home) might well be advisable.
I've now lost count of the times that I've asked you, without success, for the contact specifics of that charm school from which you graduated, Thal; is the identity of this place a state secret, by chance?
Best,
Alistair