Bible Fight

[arensky]

This silly game from the "Sealab 2021" folks intrigued me. If there had been combat between these biblical heroes to be the dominant figure of Christianity, who would you choose to be? And what does that say about you? Whether or not you play the game, open it up and take a look...

https://www.adultswim.com/games/biblefight/index.html

I instantly chose Mary. The person who knows me best was surprised, she thought I would identify with Noah or Moses. I wonder what my choice signifies...

[chopininov]

I chose Sa-Tan. He's my dawg. Ever been to the 7th Layer? We party there ALL the time.

[arensky]

I chose Sa-Tan. He's my dawg. Ever been to the 7th Layer? We party there ALL the time.

No....

But my choice of Mary probably means I'm more of an idealist than I think I am. Whatever.

[thalberg]

Ha!  I chose the male character that I thought suffered the least.  I chose Noah, because doing the whole ark thing seems like less of a drag than 40 years in the desert, or crucifixion, or any of the other stuff anyone had to go through.

[arensky]

Ha!  I chose the male character that I thought suffered the least.  I chose Noah, because doing the whole ark thing seems like less of a drag than 40 years in the desert, or crucifixion, or any of the other stuff anyone had to go through.

Hope you don't get seasick, not to mention the smell of the ark 

What about the ridicule he endured for all those years from his neighbors and countrymen? Even his family doubted him. You better have a lot of faith and intestinal fortitude!

[chopininov]

I should've chosen Moses. That is one BAMF. He split the red sea with a *** branch.

[arensky]

I should've chosen Moses. That is one BAMF. He split the red sea with a *** branch.

You are obsessed with power. But aren't we all, on a certain level.

[gilad]

Moses. aka Moshe Rabeinu.

I would be him. I'd beat anyone else like a stone for water.

Yall jesuses and noahs all better watch out.

[chopininov]

You are obsessed with power. But aren't we all, on a certain level.

I are human.

[naughtius-maximus]

I chose Satan, as I am very naughty