A dolphin is just a gay shark...

[mcgillcomposer]

... that's right, I said it ... you can all calm down now

 

[ihatepop]

But what about the body structure, both internal and external, of a dolphin and a shark? They are very different, and besides...

A shark doesn't have a blow hole...

ihatepop

[pianochick93]

I know someone who seems to believe that he created dolphins and put the blowhole there for his own enjoyment.

[retrouvailles]

...thats not why its called a blowhole.

[pianochick93]

Try telling him that. He had his mind put in crooked.

[gyzzzmo]

I gues blowholes are required for gay carnivor fish. After all, you cant give your partner dolphin a decent blowjob with all those sharp teeth in your mouth can you?
Maybe scientists should explore this possibility wich could shut up those religious fanatics who think their god didnt ment to make gay creatures :p (there have been many researches wich have been alot more pointless :p )

Darwinists will however counter this possibility, since gay's have a reproduction problem and maintaining this blowjob hole would even make it less likely to spread gay seed with this treat.

(you didnt expect it would be possible to make such a long reply on this topic, did you? :p )

gyzzzmo

[thalberg]

Dolphins are gay sharks, I agree.  They're like sharks, but smarter, better looking, and friendlier, ergo, gay.

[chopininov]

... ... ... ...

[soliloquy]

Dolphins are gay sharks, I agree.  They're like sharks, but smarter, better looking, and friendlier, ergo, gay.

And because they're mammals they have bigger penises

[retrouvailles]

And because they're mammals they have bigger penises

Sharks don't have one in the first place. They have claspers.

[soliloquy]

Sharks don't have one in the first place. They have claspers.

Well then they have penises that are larger than those of the shark

[mcgillcomposer]

Sharks don't have one in the first place. They have claspers.

Sounds kinky ... 

[wotgoplunk]

This thread is reminding me of a question asked in Biology today.

We were discussing mammals, and someone yelled: "DO WHALES HAVE NIPPLES?!" at the top of their lungs. 

And why are y'all interested in whale penises?

(I'm hoping I'm using the correct plural. Penii. Hehe.)

[retrouvailles]

Well then they have penises that are larger than those of the shark

Sure, why not.