Attention All Francophones:

[pianorama]

Alright, I'm not that great at French, so please don't laugh at me if I get this completely wrong, but does "J’aime la baise dans le couloir de lycée" mean "I like to kiss her in hallway at school"? Is the French part grammatically correct?

[mike_lang]

Alright, I'm not that great at French, so please don't laugh at me if I get this completely wrong, but does "J’aime la baise dans le couloir de lycée" mean "I like to kiss her in hallway at school"? Is the French part grammatically correct?

Baise should be in the infinitive - "baiser."

[ahinton]

Baise should be in the infinitive - "baiser."

I'm no French speaker either, believe me, but should it be in the infinitive only if one assumes "pianorama"'s translation, rather than the original  French, to be correct? The way I read the original would have translated as "I like the (which should perhaps better be "a") kiss in hallway at school, because it seems less than clear from the French that "la" here is the object. I'm probably wrong, though - and, since you DO speak French, I'll back right off immédiatement!

Best,

Alexandre

[ronde_des_sylphes]

My French is rusty, but perhaps a native French speaker could confirm this..

I was under the impression that "baiser" had more than one meaning, and the other meaning was somewhat less polite than "kiss". However I don't know which meaning is the more commonly used.

[pianorama]

My French is rusty, but perhaps a native French speaker could confirm this..

I was under the impression that "baiser" had more than one meaning, and the other meaning was somewhat less polite than "kiss". However I don't know which meaning is the more commonly used.

I believe your suspicions are correct... to tell you the truth, I'm not sure which meaning would be most likely construed by a native French speaker... lol I like to f*** her in the hallway at school... now wouldn't that be disturbing to witness!

[wotgoplunk]

I believe your suspicions are correct... to tell you the truth, I'm not sure which meaning would be most likely construed by a native French speaker... lol I like to f*** her in the hallway at school... now wouldn't that be disturbing to witness!

Yes, I would change that one. 

"embrasser" I believe is "to kiss"