Are short men powerful and....................

[zheer]

............do blond women really have more fun.

[ramithediv]

............do blond women really have more fun.

My wife is blonde, and I make sure she has lots of fun. 

[gilad]

Are bald men sexy?hehe

[ramithediv]

Are bald men sexy?hehe

I'm going bald too, so yes. 

[clhiospzitn]

What about short women and blond men?

[gilad]

I'm going bald too, so yes. 

Damn right! Same here.

[zheer]

Are bald men sexy?hehe

  You know some women do infact find bald men sexy,but thats like the minority.According to medical expert,male testosterone is behind it all.

[pianochick93]

What about short women

I am short, and I can make a friend who is a head taller than me cower!

Mostly I'm too shy to be powerful, something which has nothing to do with my height.

[chopininov]

zheer you're treading in waters dangerously close to the intelligence of leonidas...

[zheer]

zheer you're treading in waters dangerously close to the intelligence of leonidas...

 *jumps out of water*

[thalbergmad]

I am both short and bald.

Women find me incredibly attractive.

Thal

[ahinton]

I am both short and bald.

Women find me incredibly attractive.

Though not for any longer, it would seem, than you find them to be so, if your own frequently deprecatory remarks about the women in and around your life are anything by which to go...

Best,

Alistair

[thalbergmad]

How do you pull birds then?

Show em round the old archive?

Thal

[ahinton]

How do you pull birds then?

Show em round the old archive?

That, "old chap", is none of your business, although, in the best time-honoured traditions of Susanistimo's literalism, I will nevertheless tell you that I have today enjoyed a wonderful piece of locally shot pheasant with another equally delightful ditto of locally shot partridge for lunch - and the way in which I "pulled" those two birds was to purchase them from the butchery in my excellent local farm shop; the 1997 Chinon Les Cornuelles that accompanied them didn't exactly undermine the pleasure, either, although I "pulled" that from Frank Ward wines which is based not so far from you in Kent (Deal, specifically)...

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush", so the old cliché goes; two birds of that quality in the oven is worth a whole lot more that that, in my 'umble opinion...

Best,

Alistair

[soliloquy]

Alistair doesn't pull birds.  He pulls snakes.

[ahinton]

Alistair doesn't pull birds.  He pulls snakes.

I "pull" "snakes" only when I fall (as sadly I am all too frequently wont to do) into that snake-pit of typographical error to which Thal is perhaps more efficient than anyone else on this forum at drawing attention when it occurs.

That said, see the above for my answer to Thal here...

Best,

Alistair

[thalbergmad]

Alistair doesn't pull birds.  He pulls snakes.

I think i have wet myself after reading that.

Thal

[ahinton]

I think i have wet myself after reading that.

But, once you have had an appropriate change of clothes following that involuntary experience, how do/did you react to my response to soliloquy's post?

It also occurs to me (or would if I was to take your post "literally"[!]) to be somewhat concerned about the fact that you say that you "think" that you have wet yourself rather than actually knowing whether or not you have done so; in certain situations, this could provide a degree of embarrassment, methinks...

Best,

Alistair

[thalbergmad]

It also occurs to me (or would if I was to take your post "literally"[!]) to be somewhat concerned about the fact that you say that you "think" that you have wet yourself rather than actually knowing whether or not you have done so; in certain situations, this could provide a degree of embarrassment, methinks...

I am using the word think as i have not yet examined my underwear to confirm (one way or the other) if i have indeed evidence (or stains thereof) of said possible wetness.

This is one of the reasons why i do not attend long concerts, as absence from my seat might be construed of disinterest in the music. Of course there are concerts where this might not be the correct explanation.

On one occasion at Tunbridge Wells about 3 years ago, i was laughing so much at a World Premier of an orchestral work, that i did indeed leave mid movement as i could no longer control myself.

Thal

[ahinton]

I am using the word think as i have not yet examined my underwear to confirm (one way or the other) if i have indeed evidence (or stains thereof) of said possible wetness.

This is one of the reasons why i do not attend long concerts, as absence from my seat might be construed of disinterest in the music. Of course there are concerts where this might not be the correct explanation.

You omit to confide in us as to precisely what (in durational terms) for you may constitute "long" in the specific sense of the extent to which attendance at a public performance of music and/or drama might be compromised by the needs of your kidneys, bowels, etc. - in other words, what is the maximum length of time that you feel confident of being able to sit in attendance of a public performance without the dire need to leave your seat to attend to some physical necessity or other.

On one occasion at Tunbridge Wells about 3 years ago, i was laughing so much at a World Premier of an orchestral work, that i did indeed leave mid movement as i could no longer control myself.

Ah, well now, that's abit different; on this occasion, you appear to have had to leave your seat because you were no longer able to control your laughter as well as other physical activities; all that I can think of in that context is what on earth kind of "world première" would ever have actually taken place in the traditionally arch-conservative environment of Tunbridge Wells in the first place...

Best,

Alistair