A very Merry Christmas!

[pianochick93]

I just got this sent to me, and I thought I would share it around...

He laid her on the table, so white and clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there. zhe touched her neck and felt her breast, then drooling felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide, he looked inside, all was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...and then he stuffed the turkey!

May I be the first to wish your dirty little mind a Merry Christmas.

(What did you think it was, some kind of dirty poem...I wouldn't post that.)

[retrouvailles]

It could still be interpreted as a dirty poem, you know...

[pianochick93]

Good point, but it is meant to be about a turkey.

[aewanko]

that was a weird post. Most people would think that it is a couple having sex.  Merry X-mas though.

[pianochick93]

Yes, they would, but the last line ruins any thoughts along that line.
Merry Christmas to you too.

[gilad]

I have not had turkey for ages. Interpret that as you will.

Merry xmas, chag samaech bichveel hanukah, and happy holidays to all.