Giving Hinty Something To Do.

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Can everybody pleese post hear with lots of mistakes so that "Hinty" has something to do in the evening's. 

any rubbish wil do, as he dose not reed the posts, just scans for errors. 

You can start here Hinty, I put a few in for you. 

[pies]

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Yes, it seems so.

Pity.

I hoped to get Mr. Hinton stop his persistant "prattishness".

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I actually compare ahinton to pianistimo. 

I feel sorry for them both. 

Neither can possibly have any sort of real life. 

[ahinton]

I actually compare ahinton to pianistimo. 

If that gives you any kind of satisfaction, then that's fine for you, presumably; it doesn't tell the rest of us anything as to why or on what grounds you might do such a thing, but no to worry...

I feel sorry for them both. 

I have no doubt that your sympathy will be filed in the place most appropriate for it.

Neither can possibly have any sort of real life. 

If the kind of "real life" that you have is in any sense indicated by the content of some of your posts, it's not the kind that I'd care to have myself.

As Norman Dougls almost wrote, Life is too shortyshort - and death the end of all things...

Best,

Alistair

[general disarray]

I actually compare ahinton to pianistimo. 

I feel sorry for them both. 

Neither can possibly have any sort of real life. 

I doubt that you can access any real feelings, natural or otherwise, given your unkind and often vitriolic posts. 

[gaest]

I actually compare ahinton to pianistimo. 

I feel sorry for them both. 

Neither can possibly have any sort of real life. 

Just a random thought here from a lurker looking in, but.... If he has no life for making grammatical/spelling corrections... what does that imply about you for making a thread full of spelling mistakes purely to cater to that?  Doesn't that really kind of imply that you have even less of a life?

Just a friendly warning that you might be making a fool of yourself here..........

[ahinton]

Just a random thought here from a lurker looking in, but.... If he has no life for making grammatical/spelling corrections... what does that imply about you for making a thread full of spelling mistakes purely to cater to that?  Doesn't that really kind of imply that you have even less of a life?

Just a friendly warning that you might be making a fool of yourself here..........

I think that the first respondent here also understands that, though I imagine he is far from alone is so being.

For the record, incidentally, I do not need to be "given anything to do", since I already have plenty, thank you and I somehow doubt that the initiator of this pointless thread is about to commission me to write a piece (which really would be "giving me something to do"), so I guess that one could say that the thread is dying a natural death (except that, strictly speaking, one cannot correctly describe anything as dead or dying unless it was alive in the first place).
Earlier in this thread, I sought briefly to elevate it by adapting a quotation from my compatriot Norman Douglas; I now draw the attention of the initiator of this thread to another part of the same text (and without any adaptation this time), which runs:

He scorns to make proselytes among his fellows -
They are not worth it;
He has better things to do.

Best,

Alistair

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Just a friendly warning that you might be making a fool of yourself here..........

Thank you for the warning. 

[rebby]

Hinty this one's for you:

Im stuk on understandin magnets at skl.
My teacher is tellin me that the Geografical North pole is actulaly closer to the magnetic South Pole....and the Geografical South pole, is actualy closer to the Magnetic North Pole!!!!
I dont get it so can u plz help me...and like well long essay thing to help me REALLY get my head around it would be BRILLIANT
please can you help
and i also need to do a gramer test and spelin test next week
so can you correct my lousy spelin mistakes to that i get A5
thanks mate i new i could count on u
love rebby

[ahinton]