i'm very sad. and there's a lot of reason.
1) my heart is broken because of this guy.
2) i'm really tired
3) EVERYONE IN THIS FORUM IS NASTY WITH ME
yes everyone...
and i don't know why 
what did i do for that ??
i've just wrote in big caps...that's it. Perhaps i had be rude, but people were like that with me, that's why !
your telling that my subjects are sucks... but yours are not better. why need you to be nasty with me ?
1) I feel sorry for you, find a better one next time

(better heart, or better friend?)
2) I use a bed for that problem.
3) Everyone?, didnt even know you :p
last but not least, people on this forum have very different types of humor, learn to recognize it

Other people are just dumb and have nothing better to do than being annoying on this forum, learn to recognize them (and to ignore them).
Lastest but not leastest: If you want at least SOME serious replies, make sure your post looks serious. Explain decently what the problem is, else people will just concider you as another forum spammer and wont reply anything good.
gyzzzmo