I can work at home and make big money!
And meet singles in my area!
Oh boy.

Someone must have sold my email. I just noticed I'm getting like four or five of these emails, the same email, everyday. So I'm getting tired of scooping these things out of my email box. My mouse finger is getting fatigued from all this extra work.
Actually, it's just annoying. I see a new email and get my hopes up an ounce and then get disappointed that's just spam, and then annoyed that I actually have to do some work to delete it. Enough to consider requesting that they stop sending them, but that will only validate my email address and cause even more spam... Damn you spam bastards! (Bob shakes fist in air).
Anyone else getting more spam lately? (Says Bob as he roasts luscious spam on a fiery pit. MMmmmm..... Smell dat roasted spam!)

For the spammers and crawlers out there, here's my personal email. Please take my name off your list. Please. (Bob "accidentally" forgets that part.) I'd like to send them a friendly reply if I could.... Grr...