This is probably a mistake.

[chopininov]

What should i do with my life?

Unfortunately my existence has come down to this.

[pianochick93]

Find something you really enjoy, and pursue it as a career/hobby/whatever.

Find someone that you love to spend time with, and spend as much time as possible with them.

[gyzzzmo]

I think killing yourself is the one and only option. I would recommand letting a grand fall on top of you from great height would be the most appropriate (and effective) way.

good luck arranging,

 gyzzzmo

[pies]

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[chopininov]

Well you see, I have a few problems:
I'm still in high school.
I don't know if I want to go to college to continue my programming.
I have a soulless mother who's already giving me an ultimatum of either school or work at age 16.
I'm too selfish to lose my dignity by working in some corporation.
My only goal in life is entertainment.
And I enjoy suffering on a global scale (i.e. war).

[franz_]

And I enjoy suffering on a global scale (i.e. war).

? This is your biggest problem

[chopininov]

What do you mean?

[pianochick93]

My only goal in life is entertainment.
And I enjoy suffering on a global scale (i.e. war).

Work on some TV show that pays out everything.

[arensky]

Well you see, I have a few problems:
I'm still in high school.

Enjoy the rest of it. 

I don't know if I want to go to college to continue my programming.

Well if you're wise to the fact that they're programing you you're a step ahead. If you pick the right school and take the right classes with the right professors it's pretty cool, if you don't get caught up in the extraneous bullshit that thrives in academia, and nowadays more than ever.  

I have a soulless mother who's already giving me an ultimatum of either school or work at age 16.

She has a valid point. You're going to have to work sooner or later (even if you're Bill Gates' kid or something like that). Going to college may improve the quality of work you end up doing. 

I'm too selfish to lose my dignity by working in some corporation.

I admire the sentiment  but again it depends on what corporation and what you do there.

My only goal in life is entertainment.

Entertaining, or being entertained? If the former be an artist  If the latter, work for the corporation so you can afford your habit 

And I enjoy suffering on a global scale (i.e. war).

That's right, you chose to be Satan in "Bible Fight"    War is hiring right now, but remember that the military (including insurgents and guerillas) is simply another corporation 

Looks like you're doomed! Can I have fries with that? 

[lichristine]

Well you see, I have a few problems:
I'm still in high school.
I don't know if I want to go to college to continue my programming.
I have a soulless mother who's already giving me an ultimatum of either school or work at age 16.
I'm too selfish to lose my dignity by working in some corporation.
My only goal in life is entertainment.
And I enjoy suffering on a global scale (i.e. war).

graduate from high school
do something fun
(for me, my choices were bartending, body piercing, or...who the hell knows?)
Entertainment? Get a job playing piano on a cruise ship or a hotel or something.
Ignore your mother.
Forget that last part, it makes you sound like a terrible person.

[general disarray]

What should i do with my life?

Unfortunately my existence has come down to this.

Life is a short ride on a fast machine.  Hardly anything turns out the way we expect it to.  So, fasten your seat belt, wear clean underwear, kick back, and just improvise.


Oh, and don't smoke or vote Republican.

[tds]

Life is a short ride on a fast machine.  Hardly anything turns out the way we expect it to.  So, fasten your seat belt, wear clean underwear, kick back, and just improvise.


Oh, and don't smoke or vote Republican.

well suggested!

tds

[chopininov]

Maybe i should just go to some art school out in california and get high.

[pianochick93]

Based on what you said earlier in chat...become a funeral director or something.

An assassin, conspiracist, something...?

[gyzzzmo]

You sound like someone in puberty. Dont worry about the tossing, just get older and you'll be fine.

[tds]

You sound like someone in puberty.

chopininov is a pretty name. if its indeed a she, then she is between the period of puberty and menopause.... 

[chopininov]

Based on what you said earlier in chat...become a funeral director or something.

An assassin, conspiracist, something...?

I've actually considered that, but changed my mind when i realized that the funeral business, like most businesses, exist to bs the public.

And i'd probably be one of those clumsy assassins that ends up killing the wrong guy.

Hmm conspiracist...that kinda sounds like fun.

chopininov is a pretty name. if its indeed a she, then she is between the period of puberty and menopause.... 

uhh...what?

[chopininov]

Oh, and don't smoke or vote Republican.

Rob Reiner, is that you?