A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the
lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her
inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on
the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back
letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents,
who thank him endlessly.
A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter says,
"Sir, that was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole
life." The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind
bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right." The
reporter says, "I'm a journalist from the New York Times and tomorrow's
paper will have this story on the front page... so, what do you do for a
living and what political affiliation do you have?" The biker replies, "I'm
a U.S. Marine and a Republican."
The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads, on front page:
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH