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Offline wishful thinker

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Joke
on: August 01, 2008, 11:00:09 AM
It's Friday, after all  :)

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted" and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.

Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail.

Looking around the gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see his old pal.

"Where's Christian?" he asked.

"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark", came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted,"It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."

Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed."

"I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again, Christian!"
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Offline pianistimo

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Re: Joke
Reply #1 on: August 01, 2008, 11:04:15 AM
i like it!  ;D i'm printing it out to give to my husband's church pastor. 

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Re: Joke
Reply #2 on: August 01, 2008, 01:13:28 PM
I love it! I'm going to tell it to some of my friends today...where did you hear or find that joke?
When you wait for love, it feels like forever. But it's all worth it in the end.

Offline thalbergmad

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Re: Joke
Reply #3 on: August 01, 2008, 07:23:56 PM
i like it!  ;D i'm printing it out to give to my husband's church pastor. 

Whilst your at it, why don't you print him out this one....

A group of men are stoning a prostitute. Jesus comes by and steps between the men and their victim. With great solemnity he intones “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” While the men bow their heads and ponder this wisdom, an old women hobbles over and bashes the prostitute on the head with a rock. Jesus replies, “For Gods sake Mother, sometimes you really piss me off”

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Re: Joke
Reply #4 on: August 02, 2008, 02:28:27 AM
Sorry thalbergmad, but that is incredibly stupid.
When you wait for love, it feels like forever. But it's all worth it in the end.

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Re: Joke
Reply #5 on: August 02, 2008, 02:01:54 PM
Sorry, i am incredibly uninterested in your opinion.

Now go tell your mummy.

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Offline pianoplayer88

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Re: Joke
Reply #6 on: August 03, 2008, 03:01:01 AM
Go tell your daddy...
When you wait for love, it feels like forever. But it's all worth it in the end.

Offline gerryjay

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Re: Joke
Reply #7 on: August 03, 2008, 03:15:23 AM
Whilst your at it, why don't you print him out this one....

A group of men are stoning a prostitute. Jesus comes by and steps between the men and their victim. With great solemnity he intones “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” While the men bow their heads and ponder this wisdom, an old women hobbles over and bashes the prostitute on the head with a rock. Jesus replies, “For Gods sake Mother, sometimes you really piss me off”

Thal



rofl  ;D that just made my day. thanks!

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Re: Joke
Reply #8 on: August 03, 2008, 09:25:40 AM
Excellent, now please tell the humourless dweeb that thought it stupid ;D

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