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Offline pies

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What does a composer do when he dies?
on: August 22, 2008, 06:52:43 AM
He decomposes.

LOL  8)


Post your lame music jokes.
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Offline retrouvailles

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Re: What does a composer do when he dies?
Reply #1 on: August 22, 2008, 07:17:58 AM
What do you call the man that murdered Anton Webern?

A serial killer!

Btw, there are already a few threads for this. Why didn't you just bump one of those?
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Offline pianochick93

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Re: What does a composer do when he dies?
Reply #2 on: August 22, 2008, 08:18:20 AM
Oh, I thought this was going to be a serious question...I was hoping for some comedic relief.
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Offline lostinidlewonder

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Re: What does a composer do when he dies?
Reply #3 on: August 22, 2008, 12:57:53 PM
Well the answer is simple. NOTHING.... also it is quite sexist to think that all composers are he's. :)
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Offline concerto_love

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Re: What does a composer do when he dies?
Reply #4 on: August 22, 2008, 01:13:24 PM
think bout heaven
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Offline chopinmozart7

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Re: What does a composer do when he dies?
Reply #5 on: August 22, 2008, 01:19:52 PM
he cryes ;D joke jehahheehahahehrhahrhahrhahhehahehahehahehahehehahehahehahehae ::)
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Offline concerto_love

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Re: What does a composer do when he dies?
Reply #6 on: August 22, 2008, 01:48:50 PM
"I dun wanna dieee!!!!"  ;D
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Offline Petter

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Re: What does a composer do when he dies?
Reply #7 on: August 22, 2008, 10:10:33 PM
Once there was a really great saxophone player. But he couldn´t play the bridge to "Somewhere over the rainbow". It was really getting to him so one day he decided to end his life by jumping from a roof. And as he lies on the street on the verge of dying the last thing he hears is the ambulance going "waah, waah".

That´s bad because car sirens doesnt play a minor third, at least not where I live.
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Re: What does a composer do when he dies?
Reply #8 on: August 23, 2008, 06:36:55 AM
awww...  :)
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Offline chopinmozart7

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Re: What does a composer do when he dies?
Reply #9 on: August 24, 2008, 07:10:18 PM
he gets buried ???
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Offline morningstar

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Re: What does a composer do when he dies?
Reply #10 on: August 26, 2008, 02:20:11 AM
Nothing, they're dead
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Re: What does a composer do when he dies?
Reply #11 on: August 26, 2008, 12:01:14 PM
they're goin to heaven  ;D
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Offline dorfmouse

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Re: What does a composer do when he dies?
Reply #12 on: August 28, 2008, 09:50:03 PM
They write their Opus Posthumous.
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Offline thalberg

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Re: What does a composer do when he dies?
Reply #13 on: August 28, 2008, 10:05:21 PM
Quote from: dorfmouse on August 28, 2008, 09:50:03 PM
They write their Opus Posthumous.

I like it!
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Offline cai hong

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Re: What does a composer do when he dies?
Reply #14 on: August 30, 2008, 04:58:37 AM
"Heavens!!!!!!!!!! do you also scorns my genius!?"

or

*arrange a Requiem*
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Offline concerto_love

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Re: What does a composer do when he dies?
Reply #15 on: August 30, 2008, 05:03:22 AM
hey, cai! remember that one...? he will buried hahaha!!!
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Offline queenrock

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Re: What does a composer do when he dies?
Reply #16 on: August 30, 2008, 03:11:49 PM
What did the Dog say to the composer?

Bark!
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Offline quantum

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Re: What does a composer do when he dies?
Reply #17 on: August 30, 2008, 10:48:40 PM
This tree wishes to claim copyright infringement.
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Offline cai hong

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Re: What does a composer do when he dies?
Reply #18 on: August 31, 2008, 07:24:02 AM
"My People,I have let you down..."

or

"Maybe I will reincarnate to those hot chicks in Ikkitousen?"
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Offline concerto_love

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Re: What does a composer do when he dies?
Reply #19 on: August 31, 2008, 08:27:56 AM
Make a cross, "Santa Maria"!!  ;D (by: painted bear) ,muahahahah!!!
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Offline cai hong

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Re: What does a composer do when he dies?
Reply #20 on: August 31, 2008, 08:29:23 AM
Quote from: concerto_love on August 31, 2008, 08:27:56 AM
Make a cross, "Santa Maria"!!  ;D (by: painted bear) ,muahahahah!!!

pfff or:

"Bach! I have a confession to make!

*Long pause*

I love you so much.You are the missing piece of my heart....

*long dramatic pause*

Will you marry me?"

(hopefully by : painted bear)
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Re: What does a composer do when he dies?
Reply #21 on: August 31, 2008, 08:31:45 AM
say it in front of him, and you won't got 70 for music at school....  ;D
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Offline cai hong

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Re: What does a composer do when he dies?
Reply #22 on: August 31, 2008, 08:33:08 AM
Quote from: concerto_love on August 31, 2008, 08:31:45 AM
say it in front of him, and you won't got 70 for music at school....  ;D

how come I won't got 70 for music test? I mean he says that to Bach! lol! Bach!!! gyahahahahah
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Offline concerto_love

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Re: What does a composer do when he dies?
Reply #23 on: August 31, 2008, 08:34:01 AM
*die*
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Offline cai hong

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Re: What does a composer do when he dies?
Reply #24 on: August 31, 2008, 08:59:48 AM
"The moment I lost life,before I put on my deathrobe,I say a little swearing on you.."

or

"Veni Veni Venias,ne me mori facias"?
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Re: What does a composer do when he dies?
Reply #25 on: August 31, 2008, 12:48:07 PM
Quote from: cai hong on August 31, 2008, 08:59:48 AM
"Veni Veni Venias,ne me mori facias"?
better, then say "Sephiroth!!"
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Offline cai hong

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Re: What does a composer do when he dies?
Reply #26 on: September 01, 2008, 03:04:30 AM
Quote from: concerto_love on August 31, 2008, 12:48:07 PM
better, then say "Sephiroth!!"

bout this:
cutscene:
Random Pianist Officer: "It's Lu...Lu...Lu..Ludwig van Beetho..." *before they can finished their word Ludwig van Beethoven slashed them with his Halberd*

Ludwig van Beethoven a.k.a Lu Bu : "Baka!!"

or this:

painted bear : *jogress with Mr. L* "I shall smite you with mah Bach!!!"

Sephiroth : "meh,amateurs.."



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