What does a composer do when he dies?

[pies]

He decomposes.

LOL 


Post your lame music jokes.

[retrouvailles]

What do you call the man that murdered Anton Webern?

A serial killer!

Btw, there are already a few threads for this. Why didn't you just bump one of those?

[pianochick93]

Oh, I thought this was going to be a serious question...I was hoping for some comedic relief.

[lostinidlewonder]

Well the answer is simple. NOTHING.... also it is quite sexist to think that all composers are he's.

[concerto_love]

think bout heaven

[chopinmozart7]

he cryes joke jehahheehahahehrhahrhahrhahhehahehahehahehahehehahehahehahehae

[concerto_love]

"I dun wanna dieee!!!!" 

[Petter]

Once there was a really great saxophone player. But he couldnīt play the bridge to "Somewhere over the rainbow". It was really getting to him so one day he decided to end his life by jumping from a roof. And as he lies on the street on the verge of dying the last thing he hears is the ambulance going "waah, waah".

Thatīs bad because car sirens doesnt play a minor third, at least not where I live.

[concerto_love]

awww... 

[chopinmozart7]

he gets buried

[morningstar]

Nothing, they're dead

[concerto_love]

they're goin to heaven 

[dorfmouse]

They write their Opus Posthumous.

[thalberg]

They write their Opus Posthumous.

I like it!

[cai hong]

"Heavens!!!!!!!!!! do you also scorns my genius!?"

or

*arrange a Requiem*

[concerto_love]

hey, cai! remember that one...? he will buried hahaha!!!

[queenrock]

What did the Dog say to the composer?

Bark!

[quantum]

This tree wishes to claim copyright infringement.

[cai hong]

"My People,I have let you down..."

or

"Maybe I will reincarnate to those hot chicks in Ikkitousen?"

[concerto_love]

Make a cross, "Santa Maria"!!  (by: painted bear) ,muahahahah!!!

[cai hong]

Make a cross, "Santa Maria"!!  (by: painted bear) ,muahahahah!!!

pfff or:

"Bach! I have a confession to make!

*Long pause*

I love you so much.You are the missing piece of my heart....

*long dramatic pause*

Will you marry me?"

(hopefully by : painted bear)

[concerto_love]

say it in front of him, and you won't got 70 for music at school.... 

[cai hong]

say it in front of him, and you won't got 70 for music at school.... 

how come I won't got 70 for music test? I mean he says that to Bach! lol! Bach!!! gyahahahahah

[concerto_love]

*die*

[cai hong]

"The moment I lost life,before I put on my deathrobe,I say a little swearing on you.."

or

"Veni Veni Venias,ne me mori facias"?

[concerto_love]

"Veni Veni Venias,ne me mori facias"?

better, then say "Sephiroth!!"

[cai hong]

better, then say "Sephiroth!!"

bout this:
cutscene:
Random Pianist Officer: "It's Lu...Lu...Lu..Ludwig van Beetho..." *before they can finished their word Ludwig van Beethoven slashed them with his Halberd*

Ludwig van Beethoven a.k.a Lu Bu : "Baka!!"

or this:

painted bear : *jogress with Mr. L* "I shall smite you with mah Bach!!!"

Sephiroth : "meh,amateurs.."