imagine that...

[tanman]

you are sitting on a toilet taking a crap. there is no more toilet paper. what do you do?

[db05]

you are sitting on a toilet taking a crap. there is no more toilet paper. what do you do?

Ever heard of a Philippine tool called "TABO"? Very useful.

[concerto_love]

imagine that.. I'm a concert pianist 

[lucylucy]

  pff
this question...is...stupid ! sorry !
  

[tanman]

pff
this question...is...stupid ! sorry !
  

well I'm pretty sure it has happened to most of us, so it would be valuable information.

[concerto_love]

Imagine that... I'm in a perfect world

[db05]

well I'm pretty sure it has happened to most of us, so it would be valuable information.

tanman... Meet the almighty TABO: https://taboproject.multiply.com/

Seriously. Ask your Filipino elders about it. 

[db05]

You can also have a bidet in your bathroom. High-tech gadget. Well, not really. How come it's rare though?

[concerto_love]

Imagine that... Aaawww... 

[m19834]

*Golden Rule of poopooing* :

Always check TP stash before sitting down.

It's not rockety science 

[tanman]

Ever heard of a Philippine tool called "TABO"? Very useful.

lol
my grandparents have that. 

[morningstar]

lol
my grandparents have that. 

Just learned about it last night. How are they better to use?

[tanman]

*Golden Rule of poopooing* :

Always check TP stash before sitting down.

It's not rockety science 

but what if you really need it and you ran out?

[m19834]

hmmmm ...   

The secret is looking at whatcha got before you go, if you don't have TP, there are myriads of other things you could use.  So, either you look before you go and if you need to find something besides TP, you find it, or you are just looking for an answer to the question that is already in your own imagination and there is no reason for me to say it .

[Bob]

You could always use a dollar (moreso now if it's losing it's value), but they don't always have change machines in restrooms.

And of course the time you're most preoccupied with just finding a place, rather than thinking of anything else, that would be the worst time to be without.  Some people think it's weird to always carry around a roll of toiletpaper.  I think it's just being really prepared.

[tanman]

you can always use your hand...      

[Bob]

We could say the person in this situation has no hands too and really mess things up.  Yuck.

If you're in a public stall, you could be a real man and punch through the divider and get at the tp on the other side.  As opposed to doing a elegant bunny hop over to the other side.  Or running out to the store like that, but then you might get more value for that dollar.

But don't forget about reading material.  Hopefully you weren't studying an expensive Henle score in your "study."  They say e-books are the next big thing but paper has so much more to offer still.  You should memorize your music anyway.

[tanman]

or you can risk not using tp at all.. 

[m19834]

say e-books are the next big thing but paper has so much more to offer still.

Perhaps soon they will be making e-toilet paper 

[rc]

I would be upset if I went to a restroom and all they had was e-wipe

I've learned my lesson and am always prepared, but I guess if I was in a bind I could whip out my cellphone and call somebody to bring me some TP.  That takes a true friend!

Or the next level or preparedness: to have such a good diet that I poo hard pellets and never even need to wipe.  Ain't it gratifying?

[tanman]

Or the next level or preparedness: to have such a good diet that I poo hard pellets and never even need to wipe.  Ain't it gratifying?

LOL
yes, it's VERY gratifying. I hate it when it's all watery or semi liquid... 

[term]

pants on and walk home 

Or use your underwear to clean things up and then just...leave it...there    But make a photo of yourself, your underwar & the sh*t and smile with thumbs up^^

[tanman]

Or use your underwear to clean things up and then just...leave it...there    But make a photo of yourself, your underwar & the sh*t and smile with thumbs up^^

what if your not wearing any... 

[tanman]

happened to me again today.
grrrr....

[G.W.K]

this question...is...stupid ! sorry !

I agree with Lucy! 

What purpose does this thread have? I mean, there are pointless threads on this board...but this is one of the worst I've seen in a long while.

G.W.K

[tanman]

I agree with Lucy! 

G.W.K

 

wow
is this a first?

[G.W.K]

wow
is this a first?

LOL, yes. And I'm being truthful, not joking...had she not voiced that opinion, I probably would have.

G.W.K

[csharp_minor]

Yes this may be a stupid question, but it makes you think.

you are sitting on a toilet taking a crap. there is no more toilet paper. what do you do?

 > __ < ;     die.


Where is the toilet exactly? If its in your own home its not too much of a problem ( just try to find some more, being careful not to dirty up your pants! ). If it was on a plane, its another matter .

[tanman]

Yes this may be a stupid question, but it makes you think.

so I guess this thread isn't so useless after all... right?

Where is the toilet exactly? If its in your own home its not too much of a problem ( just try to find some more, being careful not to dirty up your pants! ). If it was on a plane, its another matter .

lets just the toilet is wherever you want it to be

[communist]

if there are tissues around you could yous those

[Petter]

It's not rockety science 

Depends on how much fruit and beans you´ve eaten...

[pianoplayer88]

This topic is absolutely ridiculous. I agree with lucylucy and G.W.K.

[G.W.K]

This topic is absolutely ridiculous. I agree with lucylucy and G.W.K.

LOL, yet another one who agrees...

G.W.K

[pianoplayer88]

LOL, yet another one who agrees...

G.W.K

Well, yeah!

[lostinidlewonder]

Toilet paper? What's that for? ^_^

[morningstar]

Sorry I missed most of this thread despite being suscribed to it lol. Is this about that tambo thing?