I have none and it will stay that way as i cannot stand kids.
That's your prerogative, of course.
Also, my longest relationship with a girl is about 3 weeks, so the subject has never come up.
Not only the subject, perhaps...
I view kids as a 16 year minimum jail sentence and an unjustified drain on resources. I much prefer banjos as they are cheaper and you can lock them in a box when you don't feel like playing.
Amusing as that may be on the surface (and I have no children myself, either), I should perhaps point out that not only were you a kid yourself once and perhaps, by your own implied admission, "a 16 year minimum jail sentence" for someone as well as an "unjustified drain on (their) resources" but also that I doubt very much that anyone, including the possessor of said resources, even compared you to a banjo, favourably or otherwise.
My cyber children on here are sufficient for me, although i think i am an unwise choice as father.
Well, at least that lack of wisdom (in indeed that's what it actually is) is someone else's and not yours; that said, I can well understand why you would consider anyone who has chosen not to be a real parent to be a less than ideal choice as a cyber one...
Best,
Alistair