Fortune MachineMe

[m19834]

Hello.  I am a fortune machineme.  Sometimes I am a different machine.  Please press 1 to leave a message for any other machine besides fortune machineme.  After pressing 1, please state your name clearly, and what you are pressing 1 about, and machineme will get back to you at machineme's earliest possible convenience (if it warrants a response at all). 

Please press 2 to have your fortune read by machineme. 

[m19834]

#2

I would like my fortune read, fortune MachineMe

[m19834]

 K. -

You will become a well-run music machineme.

[arensky]

# 2

MachineMe, what does my future have in store for me? 

[go12_3]

Oh, my word!   Another crazy post ......    

[Bob]

(Bob presses 2)

Umm.... Bob.  I'd like a prediction on my future 2, 5, and 10 years out.  So that would be about... spring 2011, the year of 2014, and the year of 2019/2020.  Career-wise, health-wise, everything else-wise. 

And for Piano Street too.  I'd like if that's around and how it's going.

[Bob]

(Bob taps the side of the machine.)  Come on, come on.  I need an answer.  (Bob is glad he didn't put any money in the machine.  He considers consulting the 8 ball.)

[go12_3]

(Bob taps the side of the machine.)  Come on, come on.  I need an answer.  (Bob is glad he didn't put any money in the machine.  He considers consulting the 8 ball.)

Bob,  I enjoy your sense of humor,  thanks for the laughs here!   

[m19834]

# 2

MachineMe, what does my future have in store for me? 

You will inherit a vacuum that looks like a tiger.  It will eventually catch fire and burn all your carpet up, underneath which are tile floors and you will wish you had a mop.

(Bob presses 2)

Umm.... Bob.  I'd like a prediction on my future 2, 5, and 10 years out.  So that would be about... spring 2011, the year of 2014, and the year of 2019/2020.  Career-wise, health-wise, everything else-wise. 

And for Piano Street too.  I'd like if that's around and how it's going.

In 2 years you will spot a rainbow, follow it to the end, and find a pot of fool's gold.  In 5 years, fools gold will be worth more than real gold, and you will cash in to build a time machine.  In 10 years your time machine will be built, you will load yourself in there and find yourself here, right now, reading these answers to your questions.  Nothing else will matter.

Piano Street will still be around, and we will have had a piano party by then.

[db05]

#1

db05.
I wonder what this does. Anyway, I wanted to say I'm happy right now, thank you, no I don't need my fortune, keep up the good work.

[Bob]

(Bob hits 3... then 3... 4 5 5 4 3 2 1 1 2 3 3-- 2 2--)

[Bob]

(Bob returns yet again....)

#2
The salsa and chips... Was that a good idea or not?

And those Cadbury eggs?  Is that going to be a problem?


#2
Should I wear the blue shirt or the green one tomorrow?

#2
Do I need an umbrella tomorrow?

#2
How long is my car going to last?

[Bob]

2
What should I have for breakfast tomorrow?

[Bob]

2... 2, 2, 2, 2, 2!

Will we ever leave Ridgeview?



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[pianowolfi]

Oh piano party, yeah, great idea

[pianowolfi]

Whatever number I would press, to tell my fortune is completely impossible, it's changing every second

[Bob]

2
Bob.

Yes, I'd like to ask a reverse-future event, i.e. the past.  Did my magic eight ball thread get deleted?  I can't find it.

[Bob]

2
Bob again.

Serious question.  (And man, isn't this addicting?)  Will I have good news or bad news on Monday?  Or maybe sometime later next week -- good or bad?  And the good/bad I'm considering good and bad right now.

[m19834]

(Bob returns yet again....)

#2
The salsa and chips... Was that a good idea or not?

OMG, even machineme knows that salsa and chips was a good idea !!  Of course, fresh made salsa with homegrown ingredients, and chips made from tortillas that were made from scratch blow anything else out of the water ... but yeah, chips and salsa are *da bomb* ... official fortune.

And those Cadbury eggs?  Is that going to be a problem?

Good.  Not a problem.

#2
Should I wear the blue shirt or the green one tomorrow?

Blue.

#2
Do I need an umbrella tomorrow?

Yes.

#2
How long is my car going to last?

10 more years.

[m19834]

2
What should I have for breakfast tomorrow?

A glass of milk.

2... 2, 2, 2, 2, 2!

Will we ever leave Ridgeview?

No.

2
Bob.

Yes, I'd like to ask a reverse-future event, i.e. the past.  Did my magic eight ball thread get deleted?  I can't find it.

Does not compute.

2
Bob again.

Serious question.  (And man, isn't this addicting?)  Will I have good news or bad news on Monday?  Or maybe sometime later next week -- good or bad?  And the good/bad I'm considering good and bad right now.

You will keep your job.

[m19834]

#2

Hi, fortune machineme, well, I just wanted to talk with you a little bit, if that's okay.  Do I have to have my fortune read, or can I just talk with you a little ?

Okay.  Well, see, I am not too sure about this fortune machine me gig.  It's kinda strange.  Also, I am feeling kind of jealous that my next door neighbors have three chickens and I don't have any, even though I thought I wanted a pet chicken.  And, one of my little neighbor girls came over and I accidentally told her that I am pretending that their chickens are mine, I am pretending that I have my own chickens, since they have them and I can see them. 

[concerto_love]

#1
Li-chan here! 

#2
Li-chan wants to know can Li-chan pass piano exam tomorrow!!

[tanman]

#1

tan

Should I have pressed #1 or #2?

#2

Predictions? September 18, 2010?
Any predictions?  That's one and a half years from today.  Maybe we can all come back and take a look.

Somehow I think I'll be about in the place I am now.  Hmm....

[db05]

#2

db05. I guess I need my fortune too.

Is bernhard coming back within the next two years?

Should I give up piano and study guitar full time?

Well, uhm, there's this person, K who I had trouble with lately. I would like to say a few words. Should I send her a PM? Or just a comment on her thread? Or should I start a thread? Or...?

Should I just give it up?

[m19834]

#2

Hi, fortune machineme, well, I just wanted to talk with you a little bit, if that's okay.  Do I have to have my fortune read, or can I just talk with you a little ?

You should have pressed #1.

#2
Li-chan wants to know can Li-chan pass piano exam tomorrow!!

Nope.

#2

Predictions? September 18, 2010?
Any predictions?  That's one and a half years from today. 

You will spend less time in the sun.

[cai hong]

#1
Hi! It's me Cai!

#2
Can my piano teacher keep her promise?

[Bob]

2

Bob.

Do I need an umbrella tomorrow or what?  Or do I need something else?  (snow shovel?)

[nanabush]

Lets test this machine out... if it's still up and running

#2

Tell me my musical future in 10 years, and in 20 years.

[tanman]

#2

will I ever be able to play a perfect, beautiful Rach 3 in Carnegie Hall? 

[m19834]

#2
Can my piano teacher keep her promise?

Yes.

2

Bob.

Do I need an umbrella tomorrow or what?  Or do I need something else?  (snow shovel?)

Already been answered.

Lets test this machine out... if it's still up and running

#2

Tell me my musical future in 10 years, and in 20 years.

You will gain more experience  .

#2

will I ever be able to play a perfect, beautiful Rach 3 in Carnegie Hall? 

Yes, sure, why not ?



*all forms of machineme are on hiatus from here forth, until notified otherwise*

[Bob]

Yes.

Already been answered.

Whoa.  2.... 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2.... Am I losing it? 

That was weird.  (Thinks "the machine" might be adding to my posts above somehow.)  Weird.  (slightly freaked out at having a question answered before being asked, but then realizing it was actually already asked....)  Strange.   And weird too. 

[arensky]

*all forms of machineme are on hiatus from here forth, until notified otherwise*

   


                                          

[tanman]

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when will MachineMe come back?

[Bob]

2

Bob

Two questions.  Same question, different areas.

When will I know?  For the immediate concern and for the overal concern.

[m1469]

MachineMe?

Yes?

Do you know me?

Yes, I do.

Okay.  Do you love me?

Yes, I do, very much so.

Okay.  Thanks.  Do you think I'm pretty?

Yes, I think you are beautiful.

Thank you, that's very nice.  Thanks for being a great Machine.

You're welcome.

Bye bye for now, MachineMe .

Bye bye .

[goldentone]

Wow, Machineme seems to have had a change of heart from the rather blunt
answers it used to give out.  Maybe I'll try it out.

*Three cheers for Machineme*

[m1469]

Wow, Machineme seems to have had a change of heart from the rather blunt
answers it used to give out.  Maybe I'll try it out.

*Three cheers for Machineme*

haha ... yeah, Machineme maybe ain't so bad.   Try it on out .    

(shhzhh ... me sneaking around at rehearsal.  I am secretly having a great time here and want to keep doing Operay type stuff .  Just to really make the point clear though, I'm still very very much a pianist and in my dramatic world would die without it!   ).  

[lostinidlewonder]

Press # to disconnect or simply hang up.

[Bob]

2....
Bob.

Ok..  When? 

And... when?

[m1469]

2....
Bob.

Ok..  When?

Right now. 

And... when?

and now.   

[goldentone]

#2

Hi Machineme.  You might know me.  I once had a machine tell me my lucky number was a 3 digit number like 868.  But you are quite an intelligent Machineme and almost seem like a person, so I look forward to your answers.  I have a couple of questions.


What kind of piano will my first grand be? (Hint: I want a Fazioli and a Steinway)

Of the two, would you recommend taking an art class or ballroom dancing?


Thanks for your help, Machineme.    

[furtwaengler]

Hello MachineMe?

Am I still lost on that camping trip?

[Bob]

Right now. 

and now.   

*Bob thinks the machine's broken.*

[m1469]

#2
But you are quite an intelligent Machineme and almost seem like a person, so I look forward to your answers.

Thank you very much .

What kind of piano will my first grand be? (Hint: I want a Fazioli and a Steinway)

A yamaha  .

Of the two, would you recommend taking an art class or ballroom dancing?

Well, that depends a bit!  If it's supposed to be interactive ( ), then perhaps a dancing class!  That's great for movement and such .  But, an art class would also be wonderful ... *dreams*

Thanks for your help, Machineme.

You're welcome .

[m1469]

Hello MachineMe?

Am I still lost on that camping trip?

haha ... I'm thinkin' not!  But, now I have to ask ... do you mean the one that happened on the forum?  That was fun .  *dreams*

[m1469]

*Bob thinks the machine's broken.*

No, no, Bob.  Not broken.  Now is all there really is!  But, it's huge and colorful ... and sorry to all who can't stand it, but the vastness of it simply forces me into being more full of love.  I love you little earth and universe.  Your such a great little baby (*nurses little baby*) ... haha.  I couldn't resist.  I'm so sorry for the imagery, OKAY?

[Bob]

Ok.


*Bob does not understand any of that.*



Hmm.... *Bob puts a washer on a string into the fortune telling machine just to see what will happen.  That's in place of putting any change into the machine.*

[goldentone]

A yamaha  .

Interesting.  But don't cry, MachineMe.  Something tells me I will really love that Yamaha.

Well, that depends a bit!  If it's supposed to be interactive ( ), then perhaps a dancing class!  That's great for movement and such .  But, an art class would also be wonderful ... *dreams*

I've wanted to take ballroom dancing for a long time (ahh, the interactive aspect, yes), so ballroom dancing it shall be!

Thanks again, MachineMe.  Look for me soon.

[m1469]

Hmm.... *Bob puts a washer on a string into the fortune telling machine just to see what will happen.  That's in place of putting any change into the machine.*

*Machine peepees Machine oil on Bob's pant leg*


(A student didn't show up ( ) so I have just enough time to practice for 5 mins. another section and answer this post)

[pianowolfi]

*Machine peepees Machine oil on Bob's pant leg*

  Haha I was really curious what would happen