Lets say Beethoven because... None has mentioned him yet.
Tchaikovskij because of the same reason.
Brahms, because he had a big beard.
Chopin, because some of his nocturnes and preludes are hugely overplayed by ppl who sucks.
Haydn, because of too few notes
Liszt, because of too many notes
Dvorak, because it annoys me that I don't know anything about him.
Debussy, because of swedish television present spam of Clair du lune.
Mozart, because of the same reason, but 21st concerto.
Ravel, because he was french
Schubert, because he wrote too many lieds
Schumann because of his big hands
Rachmaninov because of his big hands, and for being russian
Saint-Saëns, because of the ¨ over the e.
I just want to say that I don't have anything agains neither frenshmen or russians, but I didn't come up with any other reason... :/