Don't you mean "lumberjack on your ass, eh?" 
you know, the accents vary from Province to province. New FoundLand is the funniest, sounds kind of Irish, but more stupid...Here in alberta, we have a number of farmers who say things like "yep, wer plantin some tomatas, eh?"
And in Toronto, well.. If you ask someone from Toronto to say "Toronto", you would most likely hear "Tchrana"
But, Im half asian, so none of this sh*t applies to me...
donjuan