Cai & Con's 'House of Charms'!

[cai hong]

Rating : JFF, JK, LOL, LMAO, LMFAO, ROFL

Cai-dame & Con-dame will glad to help your fortunes!

Hey, people!

Ni de sheng xiao shi si mi? 

Yes, people! What's your chinese zodiac?

Chinese zodiacs were made by the ancient chinese based on the twelve-years cycle on their lunar calendar. There were 12 animals used to name each year.

Well, those animals have, you know.. unique personalities - but not the characters you imagined about the animals. Most people who born under certain years will grow up with the quality and the personality like the animal which name their birthyear.

So, let's see what's your chinese zodiac... :

1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2008 - Year of Rat
Rat is attractive, clever, creative, and saving.
Best match-up : Horse
Famous rat : Shakespeare, Zubin Mehta, Gwyneth Paltrow, Eminem, Ben Affleck, Prince Harry, Lita Liviani Tandiono 

1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, 2009 - Year of Ox
Ox is tough, responsible, and working methodicly
Best match-up : Snake
Famous ox : Richard Nixon, J.S. Bach, Walt Disney, Neve Campbell, Zac Hanson, Meg Ryan

1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998, 2010 - Year of Tiger
Tiger is dynamic, warm, honest, and a leader
Best match-up : Horse
Famous tiger : Jodie Foster, Tom Cruise, Ryan Phillipe, Marilyn Monroe, Madamme Mao, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999, 2011 - Year of Hare
Hare is humble, artistic, longevous, and clear-minded
Best match-up : Hog
Famous hare : Agatha Christie, Andy Warhol, Drew Barrymore, Brad Pitt, Tobey Maguire, Albert Einstein, Robin Williams, Confucius

1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000, 2012 - Year of Dragon
Dragon is elegant, lucky, and imaginative
Best match-up : Dog
Famous dragon : Sandra Bullock, J.C. Chasez, Freddie Prinze Jr., Martin Luther King Jr.

1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001, 2013 - Year of Snake
Snake likes to keep secret, elegant, and clever
Best match-up : Rooster
Famous snake : Mao Tze Tung, Sir Edward Elgar, Schubert, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Shakira, Sarah Jessica Parker, Abraham Lincoln, Oprah Winfrey

1954, 1966, 1978, 1990, 2002, 2014 - Year of Horse
Horse is very social, humble, and attracted other people
Best match-up : Dog
Famous horse : Theodore Roosevelt, Chopin, Genghis Khan, Cindy Crawford, Meg Cabot, Harrison Ford, Halle Berry

1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003, 2015 - Year of Goat
Goat is artistic, perfectionist, considerate, and forgiving
Best match-up : Hog
Famous goat : Dame Margot Fonteyn, Jane Austen, Thomas A. Edison, Matt LeBlanc, Claire Danes, Julia Roberts, Michaelangelo

1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004, 2016 - Year of Monkey
Monkey is clever, popular, loves to joke, and easy to blend in with people
Best match-up : Rat
Famous monkey : Glenn Gould, Padarewski, Mick Jagger, Christina Aguilera, Justin Timberlake, Will Smith, Charles Dickens

1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005, 2017 - Year of Rooster
Rooster is attractive, agressive, aware, and perfectionist
Best match-up : Snake
Famouse rooster : Britney Spears, Jennifer Aniston

1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006, 2018 - Year of Dog
Dog is honest, conservative, sympathetic, and loyal
Best match-up : Horse
Famous dog : George Gershwin, Madonna, Prince William, Jennifer Lopez, Uma Thurman

1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007, 2019 - Year of Hog
Hog is popular, considerate, hardworker, and polite
Best match-up : Goat
Famous Hog : Hector Berlioz, Chiang Kai-shek, Luke Wilson, Julie Andrews, Stephen King, Ewan McGregor, Elton John

[concerto_love]

well, lol!!   The personality is based on zodiac too.
For example, a sagittarius-rooster person is a type of cheerful person which loves to explore and go around, and he doesn't like to sit still.

Western horoscope table:

Aquarius (20 Jan-18 Feb)
Very sensitive person; romantic, supple, easy adaptation.
Lucky flower: carnation

Pisces (19 Feb-20 Mar)
Calm and deep person; love silent and peace.
Lucky flower: Violet

Aries (21 Mar-19 Apr)
Cheerful and have a good health; good leader and moderator
Lucky flower: Sweet pea

Taurus (20 Apr – 20 May)
Loyal to family and very careful; often sad without any reason
Lucky flower: Lily

Gemini (21 May – 20 Jun)
Have a good intuition; but often not consistent
Lucky flower: Rose

Cancer (22 Jun – 22 Jul)
Have a ‘mother’ soul; Discipline, nice, and really care about other person.
Lucky flower: Lily and Rose

Leo (23 Jul – 22 Aug)
Honest, brave, and have their own opinions; Optimistic, but often lying.
Lucky flower: Gladiol

Virgo (23 Aug – 22 Sept)
Hardy type; neat but don’t like to be center of attention.
Lucky flower: Aster

Libra (23 Sept- 23 Oct)
Easy adaptation, have a lot of friend; Glamour and have something ‘attractive’
Lucky flower: Calendula

Scorpio (24 Oct- 21 Nov)
Very good at keeping secret; happy when get praise.
Lucky flower: Calendula and Chrysanthemum

Sagittarius (22 Nov – 21 Des)
Clever and easy to learn something new; have a good social relation but arrogant.
Lucky flower: Chrysanthemum and Narcisus

Capricorn (22 Des – 19 Jan)
A bit pessimistic person; hard to believe other’s opinions.
Lucky flower: Sweet pea and Lily


nyahyanyaa 

[cai hong]

Lol, Con-dame. I suppose you know how it feel to be an Arian-hog.

Arian-hog it's actually an opposite. Aries is the fiery-type, and a moody type too. Aries could get bored easily, and a real competitior too.

But hog... nah. You'll find someone polite and down-to-earth. Hog doesn't like to make troubles, and he is willing to learn new things.

But all the differences from both two signs makes an arian-hog someone colorful...

~Cai-dame

[db05]

Nobody loves a Dragon. 
I fell in love with a Dog, which was ideal, but that didn't work out.

What is the fortune for a Capricorn Dragon? I know two interesting Monkeys, are we going to be good friends... or more than that?

[cai hong]

Nobody loves a Dragon.  
I fell in love with a Dog, which was ideal, but that didn't work out.

What is the fortune for a Capricorn Dragon? I know two interesting Monkeys, are we going to be good friends... or more than that?

Dear db,

Dragon is one of a kind. Dragon is someone special, right? It would take really special people to be their soulmate. So don't give up yet. Your soulmate is going to be someone really special, and it may cause envy. XD

A capricorn dragon... As a capricorn, you are dedicated and hardworker. You are also imaginative, which comes from your dragon side. You might done your work perfect, and might done certain breakthroughs.

And yes. Monkeys are very fun friends. It's lucky if you know not just one, but two! They love to throw jokes, and they do know how to make people laugh.

You three could be friends, even more! Don't be afraid to get crazy with them. But you know, monkeys sometimes could throw nasty jokes, and they're really easy-going person that sometimes they forgot to think about other's feelings. If that happened, first of all, control yourself. If you get yourself screw up with so many feelings, you couldn't think clearly, right? And Monkeys couldn't really handle emo people. They think life is already hard, so they tried to not make it even more harder by making people laugh. Remind them carefully that you felt annoyed, and they will listen to you.


Good luck!

~Cai-dame

[concerto_love]

Well, a capricorn-dragon is kind of wise person and the others can rely on her. In fact, she's loyal and can't abandon her friends in trouble... Her contribution to other people are really much too... 

~con-dame

[morningstar]

I'm a horse? Don't wanna be a horse! Personality seems to fit though...
OMG just realised this is my first post in something like two months! How is everybody?
/hugs all round

[concerto_love]

Ah, another facts that i found, most of dragon person work so hard and hard to get their love (No joking...  ). Dragon person also loves to gossiping with her/his friends, she/he has a hard personality. Sometimes being rude if they meet with critical situation... And if they become angry, it'll be so hard to calm down them...

~con-dame

[cai hong]

I'm a horse? Don't wanna be a horse! Personality seems to fit though...
OMG just realised this is my first post in something like two months! How is everybody?
/hugs all round

Hiya horsey! XD horses just love to gallop around eh, morn?

Don't worry. Don't mind much about the animals. I mean, Chopin's also a horse, but he wrote beautiful music. Halle Berry knows she's a horse, but she's hot, right? Just be yourself!

~Cai-Dame

[morningstar]

Hiya horsey! XD horses just love to gallop around eh, morn?

Don't worry. Don't mind much about the animals. Just be yourself!

~Cai-Dame

Is there some kind of subtle comment in there somewhere?...
Come in chat miss Cai, to talk about stuff!

[db05]

Awww shucks.   Thank you very much, cai-dame, con-dame!

Yes, the Monkeys are really fun, but I still love the dog.   It's true, I have a hard personality and can't calm down. That makes it hard to move on...

Hey morningstar! *hugs*

[concerto_love]

Horse person has athletic appearance and really interesting.   Really neat, glamour, loves to hang out and doing some art activities.

Symphatic, cheerful, smart, and fast in countering critical situation...
But they are very egoist and sometimes don't care about other person. They only care only to their family members...

~con-dame

[morningstar]

Horse person has athletic appearance and really interesting.   Really neat, glamour, loves to hang out and doing some art activities.

Symphatic, cheerful, smart, and fast in countering critical situation...
But they are very egoist and sometimes don't care about other person. They only care only to their family members...

~con-dame

Most of that doesn't fit...can i pick a new one?

[birba]

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[cai hong]

Awww shucks.   Thank you very much, cai-dame, con-dame!

Yes, the Monkeys are really fun, but I still love the dog.   It's true, I have a hard personality and can't calm down. That makes it hard to move on...

Hey morningstar! *hugs*

You're welcome! Hope you like the House of Charms!

It's really rare for me to see a dragon, you know? So good luck!
If you need further help, you are welcome here!

~Cai-dame

[concerto_love]

Most of that doesn't fit...can i pick a new one?

Humm? try cai's... >.>
Cai's really good in chinese astrology... Maybe mind not too good ^^

Well, it's only a prediction   don't need to care bout it

[thalbergmad]

I fell in love with a Dog, which was ideal, but that didn't work out.

Was he a bit ruff?

You must be barking mad.

Thal

[concerto_love]

Awww shucks.  Thank you very much, cai-dame, con-dame!

You're welcome, db 
Thanks for visiting the house of charm too!!

[thalbergmad]

I am a snake.

Do we have any nice female roosters here??

Thal

[concerto_love]

I am a snake.

Do we have any nice female roosters here??

Thal

Well, I'm a rooster... 
Sagittarius rooster. lol 

[cai hong]

I am a snake.

Do we have any nice female roosters here??

Thal

aww, we have con here  

*sobs* no one loves me, eh?  

[bella_brito]

What's the fortune for an aquarius rooster?

[db05]

Was he a bit ruff?

You must be barking mad.

Thal

It's a she. She was rough, yes. 
I'm not mad at her. She's a very special friend.

[concerto_love]

Aquarius person really soft and easy to get mad. In making decision, often not carefully and making regret in the future.
They're supel and have many friends. Have a good fashion sense and have strong attraction...

compatible with: Gemini, pisces and virgo

~con-dame

PS: leave the western astrology to me 

[thalbergmad]

What's the fortune for an aquarius rooster?

You are going to fall madly in love with a Gemini snake and live happily ever after

Thal

[cai hong]

What's the fortune for an aquarius rooster?

An aquarius rooster eh? As an aquarian, you are someone creative, have a lot of friends. Teamwork is very important to you. You are someone independent too, you might have your own fashion taste. But you could be a bit rebel too sometimes  

As a rooster, you are aware and attractive. You attracted a lot of people, and with your good social skills you have lots of friends. You are aware and care about your friends much. Who knows, maybe you are going to be the top of the class, plus be the popular queen bee. Keep up the good work! But don't bite too much. Give other people room to move! They also wanted to reach their stars, because they also wanted to be like you!

~Cai-dame

[db05]

con-dame, you should make a table for the western horoscope too.

[concerto_love]

con-dame, you should make a table for the western horoscope too.

nice idea... I'll update it soon...

[cai hong]

con-dame, you should make a table for the western horoscope too.

yeaaaah. Where's the western horoscope table?! There's too many mess here!!! Hoaaa 

~Cai-dame

[bella_brito]

An aquarius rooster eh? As an aquarian, you are someone creative, have a lot of friends. Teamwork is very important to you. You are someone independent too, you might have your own fashion taste. But you could be a bit rebel too sometimes  

As a rooster, you are aware and attractive. You attracted a lot of people, and with your good social skills you have lots of friends. You are aware and care about your friends much. Who knows, maybe you are going to be the top of the class, plus be the popular queen bee. Keep up the good work! But don't bite too much. Give other people room to move! They also wanted to reach their stars, because they also wanted to be like you!

~Cai-dame

WHOA

Thank you very much, Cai-dame!

[cai hong]

You are welcome, bella! Have a nice day! And may your fortunes be.... divined.


~Cai-dame

[iroveashe]

Only the Chinese could figure out a way to fit Matt LeBlanc in the same category as Michelangelo

[bella_brito]

Only the Chinese could figure out a way to fit Matt LeBlanc in the same category as Michelangelo

Or me and Britney Spears o_o"

[thalbergmad]

Me and Elgar are a close match.

Thal

[ahinton]

Me and Elgar are a close match.

In terms of charm? On what evidence do you base this conclusion (particularly since you were born some 40 years after Elgar's death and therefore were in no position to know him personally?)...

Best,

Alistair

[cai hong]

The House of Charms' opened! Come in, and your fortunes shall be divined...


~Cai-dame & Con-dame

[birba]

The hogs definitely have it.  so proud to be one of them

[thalbergmad]

In terms of charm? On what evidence do you base this conclusion (particularly since you were born some 40 years after Elgar's death and therefore were in no position to know him personally?)...

We both compose and play golf

[ahbach]

A goat! I'm goat? hmmmm well this is intersting....

[ahinton]

We both compose and play golf

I did not know either that you compose (please tell me nore about your music - in a PM or direct email if you feel like doing so) or that Elgar is still composing (other than via Anthony Payne).

Best,

Alistair

[thalbergmad]

Please see the modernist thread for details concerning my latest composition.

Thal

[bella_brito]

What about... hmm... love?

[ahinton]

Please see the modernist thread for details concerning my latest composition.

I have done so - and learnt from it that you are not, after all, a composer, so we need not detain ourselves longer over your contributions to that thread, as they are, to say the least, less than useful.

Best,

Alistair

[kard]

i'm a goat. an aries/taurus goat..lol
taurian goat fits quite well actually.
this is a free service right? <_<

[db05]

If I may ask... What is the fortune for my Capricorn Dog friend?

[cai hong]

Hurraaay!!! This thread's still here!!! XD


Ah okay, I, Cai-dame, shall divine your fortunes....