Yes M'lud.
Next witness.
haha ... "I would like to take the stand, please *raises hand to draw attention to herself, as the entire crowd turns to her in surprise*And, even though we have a few members whom seem to fancy themselves as something of a lawyer *cough*, I would like to innocently represent myself."Official people : Okay, please take the stand, put your right hand in the air K. : [good thing I have a right hand, and even a gooder thingy that I just happen to be right-handed] ... she thinks to herself, as the official continues his speechOfficial : ... and repeat after me ... K. : Yadda yadda, string cheese and belly button ... *has a seat*Here is how it went down, yo. See, I like taught this class last year, and, like, I was on contract back then. And, they, like, despite the fact that they, like, asked me to teach some classes again this year, I declined for, like, personal reasons. And, they had all of these huge changes take place at the facility in between the time I was actually teaching there, and this last Friday, when the money was deposited into my account, yo. And, the way I *used* to get paid was by direct deposit, see ? And, so, like, they still have all that information !!! (at least they appear to be using the information quite wisely )Anyhoo (Oh, nice dress that lady over there is wearing ... I really need to go shopping ... and I mean I REALLY NEED to !!), I got a letter a couple of weeks ago, informing me that I am on contract for this term, and informing me of the amount I would get paid to teach this class (or not, too, apparently). Well, curiosity got the best of me and I decided to wait and see what happens ... hee hee hee ... MWUAH HA HAAAAA !!!!Anyway, as it turns out, they went ahead and put the money in there anyway, even though I am not actually teaching any classes. haha. (this is true !!). The funny thing is, around my house, it is fairly easy for important mail to slip through the cracks ... I could have *very* easily not seen that piece of mail at *all* !! I just happen to watch our accounts very closely, however, if I didn't watch my accounts as closely as I do, and if I *didn't* see that piece of mail, there are enough transactions to "hide" the deposit from a less-careful eye, and the amount which was deposited is not so astronomical that it was blaring out to me ... I was looking for it. I know how the contract works, so I know it would happen again, once a month, for the remainder of the term if I didn't say anything !As it turns out, I kind of saw it coming, but I wasn't sure it would really happen ... and then it did !! I guess I let it happen to satisfy my own curiosity (I do many things in the name of curiosity ... ahem, I mean, in the name of science ). Afterall, it's not actually my fault *blinks innocently* ... and, funnily enough, it tells me certain things about how that place is being run ... hee hee ... so, it's completely in the name of science, it is. Monday morning, I will call them and inform them of the mistake ."*steps down from the stand*
Keep taking the money!Best,Alistair
As long as you remember not to spend it, it will be a good experiment.I know girls find it difficult as you all seem to have 3,000 pairs of shoes.
haha ... "I would like to take the stand, please *raises hand to draw attention to herself, as the entire crowd turns to her in surprise*And, even though we have a few members whom seem to fancy themselves as something of a lawyer *cough*, I would like to innocently represent myself."Official people : Okay, please take the stand, put your right hand in the air K. : [good thing I have a right hand, and even a gooder thingy that I just happen to be right-handed] ... she thinks to herself, as the official continues his speechOfficial : ... and repeat after me ... K. : Yadda yadda, string cheese and belly button ... *has a seat*Here is how it went down, yo. See, I like taught this class last year, and, like, I was on contract back then. And, they, like, despite the fact that they, like, asked me to teach some classes again this year, I declined for, like, personal reasons. And, they had all of these huge changes take place at the facility in between the time I was actually teaching there, and this last Friday, when the money was deposited into my account, yo. And, the way I *used* to get paid was by direct deposit, see ? And, so, like, they still have all that information !!! (at least they appear to be using the information quite wisely )Anyhoo (Oh, nice dress that lady over there is wearing ... I really need to go shopping ... and I mean I REALLY NEED to !!), I got a letter a couple of weeks ago, informing me that I am on contract for this term, and informing me of the amount I would get paid to teach this class (or not, too, apparently). Well, curiosity got the best of me and I decided to wait and see what happens ... hee hee hee ... MWUAH HA HAAAAA !!!!
As long as you remember not to spend it, it will be a good experiment.I know girls find it difficult as you all seem to have 3,000 pairs of shoes.Thal
Lol, like, you know like ROFL
But, in my annoyed state, I have now put the check in the envelope and am ready to drop it into the mailbox, but I have written on the envelope that "On principle, I should not have had to spend my own time and money to pay for your mistake" haha ... and I can't decide whether to actually send it like that or not ... hee hee. I have a feeling that I will though. I know it's not a lot of money for me to send it, maybe about a dollar for just the thing, but that means on principle, I am actually PAYING for something that was completely not my fault, AND I was honest with them about it, even though they would have merrily continued on that path, seemingly never knowing what had happened.
Well, a few years ago, my bank called me to ask if I wanted the recent deposit into my current account to be placed temporarily on the money markets pending my investment decision. I knew not of what they were talking, so they got a little suspicious and asked if I was aware of a substantial sum having been deposited there the previous day, to which my answer was (I don't know what you mean by "substantial", but if you mean more than a hundred pounds, the answer is no". At that point, seeing that it was my account, the bank advised me that an amount of - well, I cannot now recall the precise sum but it was a little over three quarters of a million pounds - had been deposited there and they could not identify its source as it had been a cash payment. I then tried to get back up off the floor and said "what, if anything, can I do or do you want me to do?" They said "nothing", but if you believe that this sum was not destined for your account, we will take note of that and investigate it as far as possible. They also confirmed that, should its source and/or intended destination not be ascertained after six months, it may be that I would be allowed to keep it. What can one say to that? Three weeks later, the error was indeed identified and the money removed from my account with my permission. Apparently, it had been a payer error rather than a bank mistake. They let me keep the interest, however.Best,Alistair
Ah, I wondered where that money had gone those three weeks! Glad that has been cleared up now...
What you should have done was to deduct a few dollars for your time and trouble. Then you would have felt less annoyed and you would have messed up their accounts.Thal
I cannot now recall the precise sum but it was a little over three quarters of a million pounds - had been deposited there and they could not identify its source as it had been a cash payment. Best,Alistair
!!!Sorry to spoil the effect and very many thanks for your most kind consideration, but I have to disappoint you and perhaps other members reading this thread by declaring that I did not know of you when this happened to me!...Best,Alistair
i took legal actions against the most important newspaper in my country
Care to elaborate?
I am from the planet Omicron Persei 8. I bet no one knew that.
I do the all the scales and arpeggios every time I practice.
did you know that I get extremely bored when I read a post that is over seven sentences. This is why I almost never read Alistair's posts. No Offense
in most cases over five sentences. same
I almost never read Alistair's posts. No Offense
As in same as for liordavid above, only even more so (or less so, depending on one's point of view on the subject is one can be bothered to have one). How tds. No offence.Best,Alistair
books and newspaper are NOT exactly forum posts.
that explains why you don't like Die Walkerie.
people with half the brain should be able to get the fact right: books and newspaper are NOT exactly forum posts.
oh and btw, did you even read my succeeding post?
You forgot "no offense".
Very good from gep and hinty, but both responses are over 7 sentences and are therefore unlikely to be read by the intended recipients;D
Bollox (no offence)
Quotethat explains why you don't like Die Walkerie.The dame in question is a Walküre, but your point is valid.
You know Die Walkerie well. BTW as much I love opera, Die Walkerie is the worst opera ever. The overture is very unsophistocated. No Offense Not only that but is followed by a recitatave that is long and puts you to sleep. here is a link to the overture so you can see how bad it is &NR=1
This is an example of the increasing superficiallity and shallowness that is rampand in current society. Of course, you're free to avoid anything that might take a dangerous amount of reading, let alone thinking, but it's your loss, really. But unfortunately the alarmingly increasing level of general desinterest of anything and everything needing the application of a braincell and the increasing demand to be entertained (rather than take the trouble of entertaining oneself) on an increasingly depraved level coupled with the shrinking of the average attention span to below that of a new born chicken is having its devesating effect. I trust you don't like music that is more than 7 minutes (or even bars) long?Taking out Alistair specifically here while there are any number of posts over 7 sentences long posted by others (many if not most of rather less interest) could be called offensive! This is really hilarious to see that you all think I am non intellectual and therefor stupid. Oh and by the way I am not in high school and yet I still chose to study for the SAT's and yes I listen to a lot of sophistocated classical music WAY over seven bars long. I just don't read a lotIndeed so. I try to read books that are considerably above the average level of Forum posts and also try to find newspapers that are not too abismally below them...The dame in question is a Walküre, but your point is valid.gep
Once I got myself momentarily trapped in a reflection in the mirror. I had a couple of mirrors adjusted in such a way that my reflection was infinite, and I looked so far into it that something happened and I got lost and trapped and had to "find my way out" again. Of course, it all took place in a couple of moments and I wasn't actually trapped, but for a moment I could imagine I was and I felt like it really happened.