A death. Sad and nice way to start.
Curling... That's not right.
Hotdogging skiiers... also not right.
Women crashing down the ski slope.

Kind of amusing but not very Olympic. And it happened over and over and over.
And then the winners cry? Olympians don't cry.
I want to see some battles. Epic battles. I want to see two athletes skiing down the hill, carrying a giantic snowball, trying to knock the other one (or others) out of the race. We need a little more brutality here.
No more crying. No more crashing. No more pushing little stones around.
(Bob kind of misses the Cold War.)