Cheers! :)

[Bob]

(Bob distributes fresh hamburgers)

I believe these would be "fancy" hamburgers.    Enjoy! 

[littletune]

Why would they be fancy?!  (is that supposed to have something to do with my poodles???  )
(littletune goes to check the other thread with the poodles.................................
whew they're still there!  )
Oh I know why these are fancy hamburgers! because they're vegetarian!!! there's no real meat in them!!!! just soya steaks and lots of fresh vegetables!!!!!!!!!!!!
cheers!

[Bob]

Sure... They're vegetarian.  That's why they're "fancy" hamburgers.  

Here... some "miniature, toy" hotdogs.  Tasty.   

[stevebob]

Sure... They're vegetarian.  That's why they're "fancy" hamburgers.   

Here... some "miniature, toy" hotdogs.  Tasty.   

"Fancy" hamburgers makes me think of Cabin Boy.

"'Miniature, toy' hotdogs" makes me think of Dachshunds.

I guess there's an inside joke here that I don't get at all.

[Bob]

What do you think?  Do they taste all right?  Do you feel ok after eating one?

(Bob has not eating these things yet.)


(Bob brings out some plates of hamburgers labelled standard, fancy, toy, and miniature.)

[retrouvailles]

Nah, this isn't a spam thread at all. And besides, spam on a bun would taste pretty nasty.

[littletune]

Well I think this thread is all about vegetarian food.  Specially vegetarian hamburgers and vegetarian hot dogs. And standard ones are just with soy meat, and the fancy ones are with bio vegetables and soya and the miniature ones are for people who are not very hungry or are trying to lose weight and the toy ones are for kids because you also get a toy   

[Bob]

(Bob quiets a hamburger that starts barking.) 

"Quiet you.... soyburger that you are!  Quiet I say!  Soy doesn't bark.  I don't want to know the sound it makes."

[furtwaengler]

 :oSOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!:o

[littletune]

hmm that's very strange that a soyburger is barking  oh.... do you know what the reason for that could be??! maybe that soya has been genetically modified !!!! and they accidentally put a barking gene in it!!   

(i first wrote exidentally instead of accidentally  good thing I checked it )

[Bob]

I'm sure that's it.  It's a genetically modified soyburger.  That barks.

(Bob thinks that "soyburger" must be a little on the rare side.  In more than one way.)

[ggpianogg]

don't you just love hamburgers?

https://triviatar.wordpress.com/2010/04/24/did-you-know-that-hamburgers/

[concerto_love]

cheerZ  how bout squidburgers? XD
I heard that soybeans for replacing meats were used in some chinese food till nowadays...
From what I read it's fried with flour to prevent the flavor of "meat" in it..