online piano lessons - BEST ON THE NET

[thalbergmad]

www.learnwithspeedy.com

Learn To Play Piano Today With Speedy Piano. The Fastest, Easiest Way To Learn To Play. Best Piano and Keyboard Lessons Course Online.

Do not get fooled into wasting money on other online lessons. Speedy Piano is cheap at $20 for the full course and your money back if not completely satisfied. Just look at some of the feedback we have had from students:

Anna from Germany says:

Zis is a very guut produkt. I vood rekkomend it to all zose vanting to learn das klavier. Zit is very uzer friendly.

Wing Ping Lo from China says:

Velly good. I play flantasi himpromptu in under two leeks.


DON'T DELAY. Order by clicking onto the above website and watch our video intro.

Happy playing.

Thal

[ahinton]

www.learnwithspeedy.com

Learn To Play Piano Today With Speedy Piano. The Fastest, Easiest Way To Learn To Play. Best Piano and Keyboard Lessons Course Online.

Do not get fooled into wasting money on other online lessons. Speedy Piano is cheap at $20 for the full course and your money back if not completely satisfied. Just look at some of the feedback we have had from students:

Anna from Germany says:

Zis is a very guut produkt. I vood rekkomend it to all zose vanting to learn das klavier. Zit is very uzer friendly.

Wing Ping Lo from China says:

Velly good. I play flantasi himpromptu in under two leeks.


DON'T DELAY. Order by clicking onto the above website and watch our video intro.

Happy playing.

Very funny, of course - but you could have added that one purchaser of this course found that he could play Michael Finnissy's English Country-Tunes in just a month, than which claim there could surely be few finer encomia?

Best,

Alistair

[thalbergmad]

Anyone can play English Country Tunes.

All you need is a piano and a few sticks of Dynamite. Simply attach the Dynamite to the piano legs, light the fuse and retire.

Then you have English Country Tunes.

Q.E.D

Thal

[ahinton]

Anyone can play English Country Tunes.

Sorry to disillusion you, Thal, but that is untrue; they can't. I can't for starters (although, since I am not a pianist, that is hardly urprising).

All you need is a piano and a few sticks of Dynamite. Simply attach the Dynamite to the piano legs, light the fuse and retire.

Have you tried this non-recommended procedure at home?

Best,

Alistair

[thalbergmad]

Have you tried this non-recommended procedure at home?

Not yet. I am attempting to visualise the results after intensive study of the "music".

Thal

[ahinton]

Not yet. I am attempting to visualise the results after intensive study of the "music".

OK - but, as in so many things, practice makes perfect.

Best,

Alistair

[fleetfingers]

I typically don't care for these spam posts, but yours is a very quality website. I am amazed that your program succesfully taught a student who doesn't even have any fingers! 

[thalbergmad]

That is actually the teacher, not a student.

Too much snow today to get to the pub, so I find my self with time on my hands.

Couldn't resist a bit of spam.

Thal

[pianowolfi]

HAHAHHHAAA  

Speedy is cute

Littletune, did you see that?  

[fleetfingers]

That is actually the teacher, not a student.

Thal

Oh, I see...lol

[pianowolfi]

Zis is a very guut produkt. I vood rekkomend it to all zose vanting to learn das klavier. Zit is very uzer friendly.

Selten so gelacht  I mean ROFL

[dapianokid]

Uhuh... So speedy is one those "Ontropenuers?
Haha.
Love that guy. He looks like he could use a hug tho...

*Gives a hug*
oh god..
*Quickly finds out the bear had aggression issues, and claws.*
*Is in hospital*
*in pain*
*ow*

[Bob]

Do you take credit cards Thal?

[stevebob]

I typically don't care for these spam posts, but yours is a very quality website. I am amazed that your program succesfully taught a student who doesn't even have any fingers! 

Dang, I only got Domain Not Found. 

[fleetfingers]

Dang, I only got Domain Not Found. 

Yeah, me too. I was disappointed, 'cause I thought maybe Thal had taken the time to make a mock intro video. Maybe next time it snows...

[thalbergmad]

Do you take credit cards Thal?

No old chap, I only take Marzipan.

Thal

[ahinton]

No old chap, I only take Marzipan.

Not even PayThal?

Best,

Alistair

[djealnla]

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[littletune]

HAHAHHHAAA  

Speedy is cute

Littletune, did you see that?  

Yes I saw it just now    

That is actually the teacher, not a student.

A very cute teacher!!!    I'm sure everyone has a crush on him!         

[stevebob]

Speedy Gonzales has been keeping a decidedly low profile in the U.S., and Wikipedia confirms my suspicion that political correctness is the reason.  From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speedy_Gonzales:

In 1999, the Cartoon Network ceased to air Speedy Gonzales. In an interview to Fox News on March 28, 2002, Cartoon Network spokeswoman Laurie Goldberg commented, "It hasn't been on the air for years because of its ethnic stereotypes." This is widely believed to refer to Speedy's fellow mice, who are all shown as being very slow and lazy, and sometimes even appear intoxicated. This is particularly true of Speedy's cousin, Slowpoke Rodriguez, who is exceptionally slow and lazy. Slowpoke is also known to carry a gun.

Banning "Looney Tunes" seems ... loony. 

[thalbergmad]

Speedy has been absent on British TV for many years, but he has recently starred in an advert for Virgin Media.

Would not surprise me if the PC brigade is behind this absence.

Thal

[stevebob]

Still, piano lessons from Speedy Gonzales is a very appealing proposition.  From Slowpoke Rodriguez ... not so much. 

[m1469]

Speedy, I'm so embarrassed.  Well, see, do you give a free lesson?  Thanks.  I'm so embarrassed   because, see, wull ... I accidently felt a rhythm and pulse into my whole body, accidentally.  It first was just imaginury, then it wasn't, but then it was again, but then it wasn't again.  What I should do?  Thanks, bye.

[Bob]

Speedy, I understand you're a Mexican mouse.  Do you specialize in Spanish and/or Mexican music?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speedy_Gonzales

Also, I have concerns about you pushing up the tempo all the time.  Do you play the metric markings as written, or do you always insist things go faster?  I don't know if I could cope with a teacher pushing me to play faster all the time.

[dapianokid]

I knew it! PC DID THIS!!!!!!

He rocks. I <3 SPEEDY!

[pianowolfi]

Yep da Speedy rulez   

[dapianokid]

Hola mi nombre es Speedy Gonzales que realmente me gusta hablar rápido Apuesto a que no puede tocar el piano tan rápido como no puedo? * * Risas puedo jugar sonatina no. 2 por ah deves? jaja hombre tonto que realmente creía que podía tocar el piano y mucho menos enseñar y por eso estafado a 30 dólares de ustedes !!!!!!! ahahaha! Hablo Inglés mucho mucho mucho más rápido!


I speak spanish.

[dapianokid]

Witam, nazywam się Speedy Gonzales ja naprawdę lubię mówić szybko Założę się, że nie może grać na fortepianie tak szybko, jak mogę nie? * śmiech mogę grać Sonatina nr. 2, ah deves? haha głupi człowiek rzeczywiście wierzył, że może grać na fortepianie wiele mniej uczyć, a tym samym I scammed 30 dolarów z ciebie !!!!!!! ahahaha! Mówię po angielsku wiele wiele wiele szybciej!




I bet he cant speak polish. I love my keyboard:)